Characters: Eggman, his students What: Eggman teaches his students about punditry, while they watch the election results. Where: Eggman's classroom When: Futuredated to Friday Rating: PG
Nester stepped up and prepared to contribute his part to this exciting class. Didn't they do this last year? Or SOMETHING like this last year? All he knew that it was pretty fun then, so... it should be now, too!
He looked over at the live feed of the election results as he spoke. "I'm Nester, the whole school's video game master, and I'm covering the Junior Representative part of the election! And- WHAT."
The results showed at the moment that HE WAS WINNING. It might just be temporary, but HFKSJHFUDYE HE WAS WINNING.
... he knew he'd do it. He sported the biggest grin and decided he only had to make this even MORE in the bag, so to speak.
"Uhh, yeah, ANYWAY! Uhhhhh. I'm really awesome and those other guys suck so just vote for me, okay?!"
Yeeeeeah, VERY interesting coverage indeed, Nester. Not.
Max Blastoise decided to try his hand at this whole "spin" thing. He had no idea what that was. He went up to the microphone anyway.
"This is Max Blastoise, reporting in on the Vice Presidential elections. Currently in the lead is Knuckles, he's pretty strong, I mean he's got pretty small biceps but he's way stronger than he looks so I think he could win this thing, 'cause he can lift boulders and stuff. Princess Daisy is in second place while some guy named Lucas is in third place and, uh, last is Lash but I'm sure she could probably do better than that, I think. Probably anyway."
Flak decided that the election needed some help. Help that only his excellent speaking abilities could provide. So, he went up to the microphone, and prepared the best speech ever.
Max Blastoise couldn't take that, threatening weaker people with violence. But he was hampered by the fact that he wasn't his usual self. "Hey man that's not right, punchin' people. Lay off it alright?"
Who the heck was this, and why was he trying to stop Flak from punching people. "I will punch whoever I want to punch, and there is nothing you can do to stop me."
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He looked over at the live feed of the election results as he spoke. "I'm Nester, the whole school's video game master, and I'm covering the Junior Representative part of the election! And- WHAT."
The results showed at the moment that HE WAS WINNING. It might just be temporary, but HFKSJHFUDYE HE WAS WINNING.
... he knew he'd do it. He sported the biggest grin and decided he only had to make this even MORE in the bag, so to speak.
"Uhh, yeah, ANYWAY! Uhhhhh. I'm really awesome and those other guys suck so just vote for me, okay?!"
Yeeeeeah, VERY interesting coverage indeed, Nester. Not.
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"This is Max Blastoise, reporting in on the Vice Presidential elections. Currently in the lead is Knuckles, he's pretty strong, I mean he's got pretty small biceps but he's way stronger than he looks so I think he could win this thing, 'cause he can lift boulders and stuff. Princess Daisy is in second place while some guy named Lucas is in third place and, uh, last is Lash but I'm sure she could probably do better than that, I think. Probably anyway."
MaxBlastoise was real good at this.
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"Vote for Lash or I will PUNCH YOU."
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He wanted to slug him so bad.
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Being Blastoise was harder than Max realized.
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"...O-oh crap, I'm in the lead."
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