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Political Science R2 #4 - This Just In...

Jun 04, 2009 17:36

Characters: Eggman, his students
What: Eggman teaches his students about punditry, while they watch the election results.
Where: Eggman's classroom
When: Futuredated to Friday
Rating: PG

( News at 11 )

# political science, kumatora (mother), lark/nester (pilotwings), flak (advance wars), eggman/robotnik (sonic the hedgehog), knuckles (sonic the hedgehog), !class log

Comments 13

snarksterpilot June 4 2009, 23:08:38 UTC

Nester stepped up and prepared to contribute his part to this exciting class. Didn't they do this last year? Or SOMETHING like this last year? All he knew that it was pretty fun then, so... it should be now, too!

He looked over at the live feed of the election results as he spoke. "I'm Nester, the whole school's video game master, and I'm covering the Junior Representative part of the election! And- WHAT."

The results showed at the moment that HE WAS WINNING. It might just be temporary, but HFKSJHFUDYE HE WAS WINNING.

... he knew he'd do it. He sported the biggest grin and decided he only had to make this even MORE in the bag, so to speak.

"Uhh, yeah, ANYWAY! Uhhhhh. I'm really awesome and those other guys suck so just vote for me, okay?!"

Yeeeeeah, VERY interesting coverage indeed, Nester. Not.

tank_rockarms June 4 2009, 23:40:56 UTC

Max Blastoise decided to try his hand at this whole "spin" thing. He had no idea what that was. He went up to the microphone anyway.

"This is Max Blastoise, reporting in on the Vice Presidential elections. Currently in the lead is Knuckles, he's pretty strong, I mean he's got pretty small biceps but he's way stronger than he looks so I think he could win this thing, 'cause he can lift boulders and stuff. Princess Daisy is in second place while some guy named Lucas is in third place and, uh, last is Lash but I'm sure she could probably do better than that, I think. Probably anyway."

MaxBlastoise was real good at this.

black_flak June 5 2009, 00:07:12 UTC

Flak decided that the election needed some help. Help that only his excellent speaking abilities could provide. So, he went up to the microphone, and prepared the best speech ever.

"Vote for Lash or I will PUNCH YOU."

tank_rockarms June 5 2009, 00:33:33 UTC

Max Blastoise couldn't take that, threatening weaker people with violence. But he was hampered by the fact that he wasn't his usual self. "Hey man that's not right, punchin' people. Lay off it alright?"

He wanted to slug him so bad.

black_flak June 5 2009, 01:08:19 UTC

Who the heck was this, and why was he trying to stop Flak from punching people. "I will punch whoever I want to punch, and there is nothing you can do to stop me."

tank_rockarms June 5 2009, 01:11:00 UTC

"Punchin' people who are littler than you ain't right, and you know it," the irate Pokemax said. "So just lay off it, man. It ain't right."

Being Blastoise was harder than Max realized.

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monotreme_101 June 5 2009, 00:46:13 UTC

Suddenly the monitors came alive with....

( ... )

oso_tigre June 6 2009, 02:34:15 UTC

Kumatora scanned the monitors for the current sophomore rep results.

"...O-oh crap, I'm in the lead."

oso_tigre June 6 2009, 02:34:36 UTC

"Wait a sec... I'm in the lead?"

oso_tigre June 6 2009, 02:34:55 UTC

"HELL YEAH, I'm in the lead!!"

oso_tigre June 6 2009, 02:35:29 UTC

"BREAKING NEWS: Apparently I am pretty damn awesome, so you should keep voting for me!"