[CHATLOG] SumaBura Cafe no.3 [2/3]
Pichu: Meowth would like to order a drink.
Smeargle: -flicks her ears and turns- Ah! Call me if you need anything else, Mr. P and Falco~ -wanders off and notices Falcon- Mr. Falc- -blinks and walks over quickly, fixing her pigtails again- Mr. Falcon!
Jeff: Closed-minded? Eh. I'm working on that. Fighting zombies and aliens and riding sea monsters before going to a school filled with animals really opens your eyes.
Falco: *looks over* Whooooa, lookit the Cap'n.
Kirby: Okay~ *turns to Meowth* What drink would you like, poyo?
Falcon: *looks up and speaks hoarsely* Hey Doodles.
Leon: Hmm.... *looks over too*
Meowth: *tilts head at Pichu* Uhh, yeah... I would... Do you have any soda or something of that sort?
Olimar: .... (Oh my God...I thought he wasn't going to come back this early!...What to do what to do!....) ....*bites lip and tries to ignore*
Bottles: *waves to Falcon* Hello, Captain! *frowns* Are you alright? You don't look so good...!
Midna: *spies Falcon and blinks at the state he's in* ... Huh.
Falco: (@ Smeargle) 'Kay, gotcha!
Smeargle: Mr. Falcon, what happened to you?! You look..look..Whoa.
Falcon: Bad race.
Porky: Oh, it's Falcon.
Falcon: Really bad race.
Olimar: *slumps down a bit at register*
Falco: Dude-*starts on second scone*-what the hell happened t' him?
Porky: Hrmph. Had to come back. Jeez...
Midna: *floats back over to Jeff's table* I hope I'm not interrupting anything.
Smeargle: It's like a bad fairy tale, only… I wish it weren't real.... -flicks her tail- C-can I get you something, Mr. Falcon?
Falcon: Coffee and a glass of water is fine, thanks.
Bottles: My... *puts a paw to his mouth in awe at Falcon's reply* Poor thing... *glances at the register and takes a gander at Olimar* ... oh... is he okay?
Kirby: *looks over at Falcon* P-poyo?! D:
Jeff: *looks relieved to hear Midna's voice* Not at all! Feel free to saaave meee.
Pichu: *turns to Meowth after looking at her watch* Crap! I've gotta go. *gets up and bows at Meowth* I'll see you around, kay!
Porky: Oh yes, I have something I need.
Porky: My food. Where is it?
Meowth: Okay then. See ya later, Pichu. Nice meeting you I guess.
Midna: Eee hee hee. *glances at Porky* It should be out shortly~
Midna: If you'd like to go back to your table and wait~
Porky: It better! I'm paying 100 DP for this!
Pichu: Nice meeting you too! Bye! *leaves her money on the table and bolts out*
Porky: Nah, I'm good here.
Olimar: (Ugh I'll show Falcon I don't avoid him!) ...*Calls out* Falcon!? I thought you were leaving for the weekend...Why did you get in a crash!?
Smeargle: Y-yes sir! -walks off to the kitchen and returns quickly, setting them down, and also taking a seat, and taking off her beret- My… inner artist was… was really right...
Midna: *gives him a sickeningly sweet grin* I see.
Jeff: *cries on the inside*
Falcon: *Grabs a nearby chair with his good arm and drags it closer so he can prop his broken leg on it*
Peach: Is anyone ever gonna pick up these cheesecakes, sodas, scones, and donuts? >:/
Louie: *looking hungrily at donuts* ...n-no. *in low voice* You mustn't do it, Louie.
Falcon: *Looks up, surprised that Ollie actually spoke to him.* I did go away for the weekend.
Ray: oh I'll do it. I can carry it all
Kirby: *turns to Meowth* Poyo, what drink would you like?
Leon: Did Blue Wonder get run over by a truck?
Peach: ...ooh, impressive...
Falco: Or fifty of 'em!
Meowth: A soda, please.
Midna: Oh here Jeff, I wonder where these came from~ *hands him his glasses*
Olimar: But you're back early...But...you didn't answer my question! (To Falcon)
Falco: Geez luhweez.
Kirby: Okay poyo~ *heads into the kitchen* one order for a soda, poyo~
Falcon: *Coldly* I left 'cuz I had a race.
Falcon: And you can see how that went.
Midna: *quietly* Er... I think I'm neglecting work. *darts back to the back*
Porky: Well, actually... Just set my food here. I'll be a bit busy. Heh, heh. *moves out of the table*
Ray: =_= *grabs Porky's orders and shuffles out of the kitchen*
Jeff: *puts them on and grins.* Thanks a bunch, Midna!
Falcon: *Goes back to reading a newspaper*
Midna: Do you need any help with that, Ray?
Olimar: *nervous* Oh my god...I...I'm sorry...Please don't think I don't care!...
Falco: Hey, is that cheesecake good?
Porky: Maybe it's not you that doesn't care about him.
Porky: Olimar.
Smeargle: -puts her beret back on and straightens it, getting up- Mr. Falcon, if you need anything, feel free to shout, I'm quicker in his state now, ehehe...
Falcon: Don't even start, Minch.
Ray: Can you grab one? I got the rest though
Leon: It's actually very nice! Want to try some?
Midna: Certainly~ *takes one of the trays*
Falcon: Thanks, Doodles. *Takes the coffee and sets it aside*
Porky: Kya, ha, hah! Ah, whatever for?
Falco: Yeeees~!
Jeff: *leans back and watches the soap opera unfold*
Ray: To Porky, then. >3
Falcon: Because, Minch, I'm not in the mood.
Olimar: Easy both of you. *To Falcon* I didn't get to tell you but...I really am sorry! Do you believe me??
Midna: To Porky. >3
Fox: *sips soda. 'Drama as usual I see.'*
Porky: You know, I wouldn't talk that way to me if I were you.
Smeargle: -grins and walks over to Ray- You guys need any help?
Porky: I am a man who knows many secrets of this school. Even yours.
Louie: *hears the name Falcon* *thinking* Hey, isn't that the guy that broke sensei's heart?
Falcon: *Takes a bottle of pills out of his jacket*
Porky: Should something... Slip out..
Leon: *hands Falco the fork*
Falcon: Whatever, Minch.
Porky: Well! Wouldn't that be so interesting?
Leon: *takes another sip of coffee and looks at Falcon*
Falco: *takes it along with a piece* Hey, yeah, that is pretty good! *stupidly charming smile wtf*
Falcon: *Takes a few of the pills with the glass of water* I'm too drugged up on painkillers to care about the crap you'd try to pull.
Olimar: After that speech on avoiding people you sure have a lot of nerve to act this way when I'm trying to be sincere! *Is out of register spot that is next to Falcon*
Ray: Smee wants to help too? We're not gonna do anything, are we, Midna?
Falcon: *Shoots Ollie a look* I'm dealing with one problem at a time, okay?
Kirby: Poyo? *gets himself to fill a soda and brings it back to Meowth* Here you go poyo~ *sets it on the table*
Falcon: Sorry if I'm not fast enough for you.
Olimar: You don't go slamming a door in my face without a care in the world and tell me you have better things to do! I...I'm not going to take it!
Midna: *glances at him* Oh~ I thought we were just.. Delivering his order~
Smeargle: Mmhmm! 83 I'd love to help~
Meowth: Thanks again.. *sips soda and finishes off scones* >>;
Falcon: *Quietly, not looking up from the newspaper* Ollie, I didn't come here to make a scene.
Kirby: You're welcome poyo~ *hops away and looks for stuff to do*
Leon: I have Panther bring me some of this cheesecake when he works here!
Falco: *looks over at the drama and sips espresso slowly*
Midna: *fanged grin and a low voice* How much would Game and Watch kill us?
Falco: *looks back* Oh, yeah?
Peach: I suddenly have a bad feeling...
Leon: He brought some to my office last week!
Ray: depends how much damage we cause
Smeargle: .... What are you guys going to do? 8D;
Midna: Kekeke…
Leon: *takes fork back and gets another piece*
Porky: You two have fun. I hate soap operas.
Olimar: You sure made a scene a few days ago! Don't think you can just waltz in here acting like it NEVER happened! You tell me that I've done the same so now it's my turn to give you a reality check!
Porky: Lousy bleeding hearts.
Falco: Huh. That's nice. *starts on third scone*
Leon: *snatches scone and splits in half, giving the bitten half back*
Louie: *thinking* Yes, that's Falcon-sensei. *protective mode on!* *in low voice* I'll protect you, sensei.
Kirby: Poyo poyo.. *does a little dance while waiting for anyone who needs to order*
Falco: Hey! *pouts but eats the other half anyway* Cheater. *grumbling, but kinda laughing anyway*
Olimar: Louie: ...It's fine I can handle this on my own!
Falcon: *Turning to face him suddenly., as best he can* What do you want, Ollie?
Falcon: You sure are decisive NOW, aren't you.
Leon: Fair sharing, Lombardi! *smirks*
Ray: Al right Midna ~ here, take this one too.*hands her plate of whatever*
Midna: *takes the offered tray with her hair* You're such a gentleman.
Peach: ... My cake danger senses are tingling.
Smeargle: -still doesn't know- 8D;;;
Ray: It’s my pleasure. >
Falco: You coulda asked! *sipsip*
Peach: ~looks outside the kitchen~
Louie: *is surprised Olimar heard him speaking in such a low voice* ...
Midna: *grins at Smeargle* You said you wanted to see an imp, right?
Leon: Maybe. *pops scone half in his mouth*
Olimar: I... But... But... I just wanted to talk to you and... Now look here Falcon! I'm not going to let you walk all over me again! I just want an actual apology!
Smeargle: Yeah~ 8D;
Peach: ...why haven't they delivered that order yet....?
Ray: Relax, Peach~ We have everything under control.
Midna: Well. I'd watch then. This is about as imp-like as it gets.
Peach: ...~watching anyway~
Smeargle: .....8D Okay..... -doesn't know how this will help-
Falco: What the hell is goin' on over there? *siiiip*
Kirby: *notices the other staff with the cakes* Poyo?
Falcon: Apology for what? The fact that you didn't have the balls to speak up the other day?
Midna: *makes a Shhhh gesture at Kirby*
Ray: snrk
Falcon: You sure have a lot to say now, don't you?
Kirby: *imitates Midna and does the shh gesture back*
Midna: *grin*
Olimar: You know what!? What about you? You couldn't even face me directly and had to tell Samus all your problems first!
Falco: *looks at plate* Need more scones... D|
Smeargle: ...So what are we doing now? 8D;
Leon: It looks like... *sip* .......... Season three, episode twenty four of Harvest Moon
Kirby: *looks away and starts wandering around to see if anyone needs ordering*
Midna: Uhhh... Looking busy.
Midna: Looking very, very busy.
Smeargle: ...Okay. 8D;
Falco: Huuuh?
Fox: *finishes his soda. 'Wow Falco is such a dweeb. Too bad he's wasting his hilariously mushy moments on this weirdo'*
Falcon: Do you really have to be yelling at me in the middle of the cafe?
Fox: *looks around for a waiter*
Leon: Nevermind. You wouldn't understand...
Olimar: Yelling!? Who said I was yelling!? You know what's your problem!? You're afraid of conflict! I have to face it ALL THE GOD DAMN TIME! Stop avoiding my points and speak to me already!
Falco: *is obnoxious* Yo, Smee-Sm... Smeargle? If yer not busy, c'n I get like three more scones?
Falco: … 'ssat like some of that soap opera stuff?
Kirby: *jerks in surprise of Olimar's yelling* P-poyo?
Leon: Yeah! Except prime time!
Midna: *blinks* ...
Falco: Ohhhhhkay... *sip*
Falcon: Ollie, calm down, I'm not in the mood.
Fox: *motions at Kirby to come over*
Smeargle: -looks around- 8D;;
Falcon: You're making a scene.
Kirby: *notices Fox and hops over to his table* Poyo? :3
Fox: Hey there Kirby. I'd like another order of soda please
Jeff: *decides Olimar is way too angry to be related to Mr. Saturns.*
Peach: ~overhears order, quickly pours soda, still watching Midna and Ray suspiciously~
Kirby: Okay poyo~ *heads to the kitchen* Poyo one order for soda~
Louie: *hearing the conversation between Olimar and Falcon* ...this is getting out of hand.
Peach: ~points to soda~ There you go
Olimar: Psssh, like I'm in the mood for this either!? It's not fair you were out driving while I was a complete wreck this weekend! You heard me! A wreck! You know all about those huh Captain!?
Kirby: Thank you poyo~ *takes the soda and hurries back to Fox's table* Here you go poyo~ *places the soda on the table*
Leon: The next season doesn't start for a few months now, so I'm catching up on DVDs of all the seasons I've missed since i was gone for a while!
Fox: *smiles and flips another quarter to Kirby* Thanks, kid!
Falco: Oh. *running low on espresso* Damn, they're loud.
Kirby: *catches the quarter* Poyoyo~ *hops around with the quarter before putting it away in his pocket* Thank you poyo~
Fox: *sips soda and looks around*
~Peach is watching youuuu~
Midna: I'll be right back... *blinks at the feeling of someone staring at her with intensity* ........
Falcon: *Obviously not amused and speaking very quietly while not making eye contact.* Oh, it's not fair, is it? What's not fair about it? You had your chance to talk, I can't help it if you blew it and started bawling.
Ray: *shivers and glances around the room*
Meowth: *tired of all the yelling* ... *attempts to catch one of the waiter's (or waitress's) attention*
Falcon: Sure are brave now that I'm sitting here on painkillers and crutches.
Midna: *blinks behind her* .... *shrugs and floats back over to Jeff's table*
Leon: Leave 'em be, Lombardi! Chaos should happen any minute now!
Smeargle: This is not like a good fairy tale, it's bad… And real. -nods-
Falco: … I'm just sayin'. *shrugs and watches*
Midna: *sets one of the slices in front of Jeff* This is for you~ I'd make it a fast bite though.
Kirby: *notices Meowth and hops over to his table* Poyo?
Jeff: Oh, thanks! *grins and hurries to eat it.* So, er, what's going on with the short, round guy there?
Midna: *to Porky* And before you even ask, -sir-, these other cakes are for the other hungry customers. Yours will be out... Uh... Soon.
Olimar: I did NOT cry! Do you think it was easy talking to you hovering over me!?
Meowth: Can I have a cheesecake? 8D For some reason, I suddenly want cake.
Leon: I could use another coffee!
Olimar: If you cared about me so much you wouldn't be making things so miserable for me! You can't just leave because I don't have the guts to tell you EVERYTHING!
Olimar: I confessed SO much to you yet all you did was act uncomfortable which was SO helpful!
Fox: *This drama is really almost distracting my watch. Wow, I didn't see this coming!*
Midna: *quietly to Jeff* Ehr.. ... I have no idea.
Kirby: Okay poyo~ *hops back to the kitchen* One order for a cheesecake poyo~
Leon: But only one more coffee. I don't wanna have to run off to pee when something good happens!
Falcon: *Laughs bitterly* You don't get it, do you.
Falco: *snicker* Hold it if it happens?
Peach: ~sighs and gets one out of the fridge~ There you go~
Smeargle: -draws to distract herself from the drama- 8D; -how/why she brought her sketchbook, there's...no telling-
Midna: *whisperwhisper* And I'd move if I were you. *floats back over to Ray*
Kirby: *takes the cake* Poyoyo~ *goes back to Meowth's table and places the cake on the table* Here you go poyo~
Olimar: Get what Falcon?!
Leon: As long as it doesnt get too bad! Heheh!
Jeff: *raises an eyebrow and decides to follow Midna* I get the feeling this won't be pretty.
Leon: Hello? Smirgoff?
Olimar: That you can't stand to even be around me for five seconds because of some so called danger!? What the HELL does that even mean anyways!?
Smeargle: ! -hears her name and quickly closes it, bringing it with her- Yes, Mr. P? 83
Meowth: Thanks.. *starts eating some of it*
Midna: I have no idea what you're talking about~ *can't help but look delighted.. though it's dimmed significantly by the yelling*
Falcon: *Leans in and speaks slowly* Dammit, Ollie, I have the emotional capacity of a thirteen year old. I can't deal with a rollercoaster like you.
Leon: Another coffee for me and Espresso for the birdboy here, please!
Falcon: Make. Up. Your. Mind.
Falco: And 3 more scones?
Porky: Why is my order still not ready...?
Midna: *twirls at Porky's voice* It's on its way!
Smeargle: Alrighty~ -giggles and walks back into the kitchen- I need another espresso and three scones, please~ -giggles-
Porky: You guys sure take a long time. Paying 100 DP...
Jeff: *gives Porky a cheerful wave from the SAFE side of the room.*
Ray: Ready, Midna?
Peach: ...?
Midna: *smiles at Ray* Of course~
Louie: *hands out three scones* There you go, er...what's your name?
Ray: All right. >3 Ladies first.
Olimar: You think that making decisions is as easy as pushing the gas pedal!?
Olimar: Do you REALLY think I can decide what's right when I have the burden of my family, my morals, what I feel and what YOU want to hear on my shoulders!? I can't do something I'm going to regret forever!
Peach: ... N-no...o_o They wouldn't....?
Midna: Again, such a gentleman~ eee hee hee~
Porky: Wh-what's going on...?
Smeargle: Thanks~ -blinks and gasps- Oh! I almost forgot Mr. P's coffee, too. Oh! My name's Smeargle. hehe~
Ray: >3
Falcon: I asked ONE thing from you. ONE thing.
Falcon: The only thing I want to know is what you want from me.
Kirby: *looks back over at Rayquaza and Midna again, curious*
Midna: *floats towards Porky* I believe that's a couple's fight.
Leon: *mumbles to self* WHAT shoulders, Oleander! You're too small to have any! *snerk*
Falcon: And you couldn't even tell me that.
Olimar: .....
Ray: *saunters over with her* ...
Peach:.........
Olimar: ........I told you before Falcon.
Ray: *sweet smile*
Porky: Not that! You two are plotting something awful, aren't you?
Olimar: I don't even know precisely......
Falcon: Cop out.
Midna: *goes to set one of trays on the table but ever so elegantly TRIPS IN THE AIR*
Olimar: What?
Midna: *though the tripping is really her flinging the tray in her hair elegantly at Porky's face*
Falco: *watches tray go flying as he sips the very last off his first espresso*
Falcon: You heard me.
Ray: Oh no, Midna! *FAKE FAKE FAKE attempt to catch her with the trays unsteady*
Kirby: *gasps* Poyo! The food!
Midna: OH!
Falcon: At least I was the one who made the effort.
Fox: o.o *blinks and watches the food stunts*
Porky: Uh!?
Peach: . . . . . .
Ray: whoops *and his own tray goes splat *
Leon: Yay! Circus!
Porky: *snacks cover Porky* ....
Falco: Whooooa.
Snacks: *... elegantly*
Meowth: *watches the cakes go everywhere and snickers*
Fox: *That was awesome!* *laughs*
Porky: ... Well.
Peach: ...y-YOU.
Jeff: *snerks to himself.*
Ray: *holds Midna to fake catching her*
Porky: *snaps fingers, four Porky-Bots appear around him*
Peach: ~stomps out of the kitchen~ W-WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
Midna: *covers her mouth with her tiny hands* Ahh!
Olimar: I'm not trying to go around this...I HAVE to. I just don't want you to hate me! I learned the hard way last time if I try to be more honest I get talked about behind my back!
Kirby: : P-poyoyo!! *runs away from raging!Peach*
Louie: *muttering to himself* Stay away from this, Louie. This is none of your business!
Falco: Whoooa, they got the princess mad?
Midna: *realizes Peach was the one to worry about* I'm sorry~!
Leon: Ooh! I wonder if she'll go around smashing stuff!?
Falcon: Don't put words in my mouth. Did I ever say I hated you?
Peach: I-I came to the cafe THREE HOURS EARLY so that all those cheesecakes would be ready!
Ray: oh crap *sweat* Geez, I'm sorry, Peach!
Porky: I demand a refund!
Falcon: Sorry that you care too much about what other people think.
Porky: A refund or I'll have to do something drastic!
Porky: That's why my cute little doppelgangers are here.
Kirby: *is cleaning some of the mess* Poyo poyo!
Peach: S-sorry? I-I worked so HARD!
Olimar: Says the man worried about keeping a masculine cover!
Porky: That was my food! How dare you!?
Midna: *winces slightly at Peach's reprimand*
Porky: I demand both an apology and a refund! Now!
Leon: I wonder if her turnips would be angry now?
Ray: *ear antenna things droop* gah...
Falco: Don't wanna know.
Midna: *to Porky* I'm TERRIBLY sorry, sir. I don't know what EVEN happened.
Olimar: When people say things it gets around and can completely ruin how people look at you and in turn affect you!
Leon: *gets disturbed at the thought of an angryface turnip*
Porky: Yeah, right! I saw you smiling throughout that!
Ray: *snap to Porky* GEEZ I KNOW. I was just trying to catch Midna as she tripped
Midna: That was a face of alarm, sir.
Porky: You two were accomplices!
Ray: Total accident!
Porky: Accomplices!
Olimar: I don't need my wife kicking me out of the house again. GOD if I could have my way with this I think I'd be seeing divorce papers flying my way! HAPPY NOW!?
Midna: Why would I throw Peach's cakes on purpose when I know she worked so hard!
Peach: ~pulls angry turnips out of the...floor~ YOU. OUT. NOW. ~starts throwing them at Ray and Midna~
Louie: … gah, I give up.
Kirby: *eats some of the food on the floor* Poyo~
Falcon: ......
Leon: OHSHIT!
Porky: Porky-Bots! *Porky's doubles rush at Ray and Midna*
Midna: Eep! *covers her head to cover from Turnips*
Ray: oh shit!
Falco: Oh shit!
Smeargle: -grins with the newly appointed order and ignores what's going on, to Falco and Leon's table- Three... Everything's here, I think… Coffee, espresso, and scones. M'right? 8D;
Olimar: I think you know EXACTLY what the problem is anyways Falcon! Stop playing stupid!
G&W: *juggling in back*
Midna: *dodges the bats at the last second* Hey now!
Kirby: Poyoyo! *tries to go between the fight* No fightinggg D:
Peach: ~surrounded by FIRE a la Super Princess Peach~ AAAAAAAAARGH!
G&W: *ball falls on ground* CRUSH!
G&W: ...........
Falcon: ...I'm not...playing stupid.
Falco: *doesn't stop watching the rage* Uh, yeah, thanks...
Leon: Thank you, Miss Smeagle! *turns back to turnip carnage* OSHIT!
Ray: augh! *tries to cover self in defense*
G&W: *walks out on floor*
Midna: *shoots a glance at Peach* .... Shit.
Kirby: *whimpers at Peach* Poyo... ><;;
Smeargle: -blinks- ....Maybe this is why I never get in trouble.... -sweatdrop-
Falcon: I don't know what you're getting at.
G&W: *hits Peach with Judgement, holding up a sign with a '9'* Control yourself, beep!
Olimar: COME ON FALCON! I TOLD you a while back! You even TOOK it the accurate way!
Porky-bots: *explodes near Ray and Midna *
Ray: oh fu-- *grabs Midna to cover her*
Midna: *was not expecting an explosion* Ah!
Falcon: *Trying to remember clearly through a haze of painkillers*
Peach: This is the SECOND WEEK IN A ROW that my delicious cakes have been destroyed!
Olimar: Read between the lines! God KNOWS I have been looking away, any 3rd party knows how PAINFULLY obvious it all is!
Kirby: *turns towards the explosion* Poyooo Mister Mean Teacher don't fighttt ;___;
Leon: AND THAT WOMAN MAKES SOME TERRIFIC CAKES!
Porky: I wanted to eat those terrific cakes!
Peach: Last time they were mostly leftovers, but this time they were actual orders! p_q
Smeargle: A...Ah yeah… You're welcome, guys… Hehe... -takes off her beret and chews on it in a kinda scared way- ...Are we safe over here, Mr. P?
Midna: *blinks at Ray* What are you... Are you alright??
Porky: MY ORDERS!
Falcon: Ollie, what do you want? Just...tell me, okay?
Falco: ..................... *eats and stares*
Leon: .... There's more, right? I want another helping!
Porky: *Four more Porky-Bots appear*
Ray: (@ Midna) Yeah, I'm fine. (@ Porky) *Whisperwhisper* Maybe if you weren’t such a douche you'd get to eat those orders…
Kirby: *poofs back to his normal form* Poyo! Mister Mean Teacher! *starts inhaling the Porky-bots*
Porky: I heard that! *Porky-Bot rushes over to Ray and explodes*
Porky: Errgh... Pink ball!
Peach: ....~starts sobbing~
Porky: Don't get involved!
Kirby: No fighting! *inhale*
Smeargle: -sighs- This is not like a fairy tale...
Porky: Grr... *takes out a switch and presses it, Porky-bots expode near Kirby*
Olimar: I can't tell you Because....welll...I'm only half certain about it! I mean!...this could jeapordize EVERYTHING in my life!
Olimar: I mean it sounds TERRIBLE if...if you don't get the backstory to this! Please don't do this to me Falcon! I can't do it!
Leon: : No it's not, Miss Smirgle...
Kirby: Poyo! *flies into a table and crashes into it* @ @;;;
Smeargle: … 8D Mind if I take a seat?
Porky: I have more Porky-bots nearby too!
Falcon: I don't even know what the hell I'm DOING to you, aside from obviously make you INCREDIBLY unhappy.
Louie: *runs to where Olimar and Falcon are* *glances to Olimar* S-sensei, you should be back to the cash register.
Falcon: Is it any wonder I bailed?!
G&W: What is going on here, beep? *looks all around*
Peach: ~sobbing on floor~
Falcon: I don't know what you want me to say.
Kirby: *gets up and gives his glare look at Porky* I said no fighting poyo!
Midna: We have a crisis, Sir.
Olimar: It's not YOU that's doing anything to me! It's my own stupid feelings!
Falco: *siiiiiiiiip*
G&W: Apparently we do, beep.
Leon: Erm... Lombardi and I are in the middle of some important business tonight. Can you come back later? With cheesecake? ^_^
Ray: Just a bit of a crisis >_>
G&W: *goes to Porky* Refrain from your exploding clone robots, sir.
Midna: Ray, are you okay?
Porky: Hey, they intentionally ruined my food!
Porky: And I want a refund!
G&W: I didn't see anything, beep.
Porky: WHAT!?
G&W: All sales are final.
Ray: psssh, I'm a big guy. Stop worrying
Porky: NO WAY!
Porky: GAH!!!!! *mech shoots out of the ground*
G&W: Beep...*sweatdrop*
Smeargle: .. 8D; If there are any..left.... Aheh... But, okay.. -ducks off to a free table and looks around, sketching- Hehe… This is going to be better than last week~
Kirby: Poyo!!
Olimar: ........
Midna: Well you- *sees the mechs* ....
Peach: ....Mister Game and Watch...? p_q
Porky: *jumps into Spider Mech* Sales are final... No refund... No food...
Louie: *attempts to grab Olimar* Come on, let's go.
Porky: HRARGH! GAME AND WAAAAAAATCH!!!!
Falcon: *Looks up.* Hey... Louie: , was it?
Falcon: This is kind of important. Do you mind...uhm...not doing that?
G&W: Beep! *leaps back*
Ray: Shit on a stick...
Olimar: *low voice* Falcon...do you believe some people might get carried away with feelings and trust that it might not be true at all and are able to overlook it with telling ANYONE?
Meowth: *half-way done with cheesecake* @___@; *gnaws on fork, annoyed* Is this what always happens at the cafe? :/ *shrugs*
Kirby: Poyooo *gets into his fighting stance*
Peach: MY HARD WORK WAS RUINED, Mr. Game and Watch! And you're not doing ANYTHING? ~angry tears~
Porky: Heh, heh, heh... I feel the same way as you, Peachy..
Falcon: Stop beating around the bush.
G&W: Peach, we have a crisis at the moment
Porky: For you, I will get vengeance!
b>Porky: *Spider Mech starts walking forward*
G&W: If you would so mind as to help us remove Porky from the cafe, Peach, it would be most appreciated, beep.
Kirby: Poyo! You're not destroying the cafe!
Olimar: Is it really THAT HARD to not get where I'm going!? Please Falcon, TRY to understand! I can't let ANYONE, NOT EVEN ME think or know this!!
Louie: *to Falcon* Leave him alone. It's enough pain already.
Porky: BAH! What sort of lousy service do I get!?
Porky: My food is ruined... I get no refund..
Falco: Woooooow... They're like... worse off than we were.
Porky: And these two get away scot-free...
Falcon: *Harshly to Louie* You know what I'M sick of?
Porky: What justice is there!?
Olimar: ... Louie?
Ray: ....
G&W: Please leave the cafe, or I will make sure you leave the cafe, beep.
Peach: ......~suddenly serious~ I made those cheesecakes for Mr. Porky: . Unless something is done about the damage to my masterpieces, I refuse to help with anything. ~sits down at Mr. Powalski's table~
Midna: .....
Falcon: Everyone fawning over POOR Ollie. "Oh Falcon, you idiot douche".
Porky: You guys are the villains in this story now!
Porky: Not me!
Leon: This makes me feel like such a douchebag for last week.
Falcon: You know what, this is no one's damn business but ours.
Porky: BAH! *Spider mech legs start rapidly jabbing at G&W*
Olimar: Look Falcon I didn't try to get anyone involved in this! Leave Louie out of this OR ELSE, GOT IT!?
Falco: Eh? *eats scone*
G&W: Beep! *flies back at a table*
Leon: *was about to shift closer to Falco but stops when Peach arrives* H-Hello, Miss Peach.
Kirby: Poyo? *takes some of the more edible clump from a table* Mister Mean Teacher, you can eat this if you really want to eat cake poyo. *waves the piece towards the machine*
Porky: One cake doesn't make up for all the ones I bought!
Porky: *swings legs at Kirby*
Peach: S-sorry to interrupt. ._. Pretend I'm not here...
Kirby: Poyo! *hops away to avoid the legs*
Midna: *zips over and grabs Kirby out of the way* Leave the puffball alone!
Falcon: Don't pretend like you don't have the whole school involved in your little pity party.
Porky: You're right.
Porky: It's you I'm after...
Kirby: *gets rescued by Midna* Poyo~
Falcon: You don't even want to KNOW what Samus said to me today.
Midna: *misses due to the hopping though* … Oh. Well…
Olimar: I...I didn't mean it!
Porky: *back legs fold themselves*
Ray: *is honestly wondering if he should just go poke-form because this is starting to piss him off*
Falcon: Nothing but dirty looks and threats since I got back.
Porky: *a red sphere appears above him*
Leon: ... erm... don't worry about it. *pats her on the back*
Falcon: And you know what, Ollie? Does it LOOK like I'm in the mood for that?
Olimar: I didn't want that to happen!
Midna: Shitshitshit.
Falcon: Well it did. Are you happy? Cuz I'M the bad guy now.
Porky: *fired his laser at Midna*
Falco: You okay, Princess?
Kirby: Poyo? *looks up at the red sphere*
Olimar: You're not a bad guy!!
Midna: *slips in to a shadow with Kirby, darting off*
Olimar: You know what a bad guy is!?
Falcon: Then why do I FEEL like one?
Peach: I-I'm fine. ~trying not to cry~
Falco: *ohshitcrying*
Olimar: A bad guy is a flaky bastard that can't make the right decisions and falls in love a man behind his wife's back!
Midna: *pops up on the other side of the room with Kirby* ... Sorry, that probably felt a bid weird for you, Pinky.
Louie: *to Falcon* Well, for your information I care about sensei a lot. More than it should be. *to Olimar* Sensei, please stop.
Falcon: What?
Leon: uuugh i don’t know what to do i don’t know what to do i don’t know what to do
Kirby: *confused of where he is* Poyo? *sees Midna and smiles* Poyo poyo!
Falco: *drops scone* Holy crap, that's why he was cranky as frack the other day...
Olimar: I-I-I...I didn't say ANYTHING!
Porky: Errrgh... Game and Watch....
Falcon: *Emotionless* No, I think you said everything.
Leon: ........ whoa! Talk about season five season finale!
Olimar: I.................
Falco: *whattodoaboutcryingaggggh?!*
Olimar: I need to take a break i nthe back......
Ray: eerrrg.... c'mon Porky. Let's not do this here
Porky: I'm blaming this solely on you...
Midna: *lets him go* Hope you're okay.
G&W: Porky, I did not see anything, beep.
Falcon: *Staring at the floor* Right.