[CHATLOG] Sumabura Café no.3 [1/3]
THIS IS ONLY THE FIRST PART OF THE LOG. I'm... still in the middle of editing the rest of it, which will go up later in the morning or... something... @_@; Pages 1-13. Comment if I forgot you.
Characters: Mr. G&W, Kirby, Peach, Olimar, Captain Falcon, Pichu, Jeff, Fox, Falco, Leon, Rayquaza, Porky, Meowth, Midna, Louie, Smeargle.
What: SumaBura Cafe again. xD Flying cakes, air trippin', Falco and Leon being happy fags amongst massive amounts of destruction, etc. You know, the usual works. ;)
Where: ... Café. xD
When: Sunday, 08 Jun 2008
Rating: PG-13 for Ray's mouth.
G&W: *rings his bell* The cafe is now open!
Kirby: *feels awkward with the uniform on* Poyo.... >.>;
Peach: Yay! ~has about 20 cheesecakes made in advance due to last week's fiasco~
Olimar: To let you know, I won't be needing to leave early Mr. Game and Watch.
G&W: Not a problem Olimar, beep.
Smeargle: -giggles and straightens her beret and her belt- This is going to be so fun~ Like a fairy tale, only real! -giggles-
Porky: *enters cafe* Then I can play with you all night long~
Ray: *tugs on his uniform a little* >_<
G&W: All of you workers ready? We have our first customer, beep
Midna: This feels weird... Oh!
Kirby: Poyo, sir! *salutes at G&W*
Porky: Yes, that's right! King P is in your presence! And as usual, I'm making a big order! ... Game and Watch. I expect a discount this time..
Olimar: ...Good evening Mr. Minch. (For once you're not my current problem. Better than returning home...)
Peach: Welcome, everybody! ^-^
Louie: Yes, I'm ready Mr. Game and Watch!
G&W: No discounts are given, beep. Our prices are reasonable enough if I don't say so myself!
G&W: *gets menus*
Smeargle: -giggles- I'm ready too, Mr. Game and Watch! -flicks her tail-
Midna: Ready as I could be, sir. *tries not to make a sour face upon seeing Porky*
Ray: *nods* yea, ready.
Olimar: Good evening Louie, let's do our best again! Maybe we can talk more later.
Porky: Kya, ha, ha! So you say, so you say!
Porky: Oh, and if it isn't the little imp girl!
G&W: *sets menus on each table*
Midna: *gives him a wicked smile*
Porky: (Little louse, I'm going to work you so hard today. I haven't forgotten about you and your friends interrupting what should have been my glory.)
Ray: *heads off into kitchen, rolling his eyes*
G&W: *walks to the back to put on some Brawl music. Puts on the 'Shadow Dragon Medley'*
Kirby: *sees Porky* Poyoyo~ Mister Mean Teacher~! =D
Louie: O-of course, Olimar-sensei. I didn't expect to see you in here...
Smeargle: Ehehe~ -giggles and prances over to Porky, bowing her head- Good evening Mr. Minch~ What can I get you this fiine evening? -giggles and rolls up her sleeves-
Porky: Ah, it's the little pink ball! You better stay away from my food today..
Peach: ~very busy baking~ La la la la la la~ <3
Olimar: *to Louie* It gives me an excuse not to go home for a while.
Porky: Eh? What, a dog as a waitress? ... Jeez... Fine, I guess... I'll a scone for starters.
Olimar: ...Hey Minch try not to ask this one to balance plates on her shoulders!
Porky: But I don't want you today. I just noticed. The pink ball has a waiter suit on.
Porky: Don't worry, Ollie! That's not what I have planned today.
Olimar: Try not to make a mess...
Smeargle: ..Ay sir? -blinks and giggles- Kirby, you look adorable in that~ Like a fairy tale, only real~ So, Mr. Minch, do you want me to, or will my chum be taking your orders? -grins-
Porky: Oh, you know me, Ollie! You're such a paranoid little guy.
Midna: *pokes her head in the back, avoiding association with Porky* Is there anything that you guys need help with before other customers show up?
Porky: ... Have the little pink ball carry the plates for me, won't you? Kya, ha, hah.
Kirby: Poyo, thank you Smeargle~ =D
Peach: ~takes some fresh scones out of the oven~ ~to Midna~ you can cut one of these cheesecakes into a few slices...
Louie: *runs to the kitchen, just about hearing Porky's order* *is thinking* A scone...all right.
Olimar: ...(I'm not too paranoid to others am I? Hmmm...UGH, get a hold of yourself!)
Midna: I can do that~ hehe. *floats over to do just that*
Smeargle: Welcome~ -giggles and prances off to the kitchen, for who knows what reason- Evening my wonderful kitchen staff~ -giggles again-
Porky: Come on, I'm dying of starvation here!
Porky: Jeez... So slow.
Ray: *blushes a little* Hey Smee
Midna: *grin* Evening Smeargle. *cut cut cut*
Kirby: *pokes head into the kitchen* Mister Mean Teacher is starving poyo :o
Peach: ~smiles~ Hello there! <3
Midna: Mister Mean teacher can sh- ... What did he order?
Ray: Scones.
Peach: I just took some out of the oven~
Smeargle: -giggles- Ray, Midna~ Hehe, It's so great to see you two~ -tightens her pigtails- You guys need any help back here? -flicks her tail curiously-
Louie: *quickly notices Peach taking scones out of the oven* Uhh...
Peach: ~blink~ Careful, they're hot o.o
Leon: *waiting outside the cafe*
Kirby: Okay poyo~ *takes the scones and goes back to Porky's table* Here you go Mister Mean Teacher~ =D
Porky: Actually.
Porky: I want to change my order.
Midna: *cut cut cut* How.. many slices are these supposed to have?
Jeff: *finally finds his way to the cafe, FASHIONABLY LATE, and gives Leon a nervous smile.* This... is the cafe, right?
Kirby: *tilts head* Poyo? You don't want these really good scones anymore? :'<
Olimar: *Looking around the cafe quietly* *sigh* At least things are going off better than usual...
Peach: Um...about 20? Those cheesecakes are pretty big!
Porky: Nope! Now I want a donut! Stat!
Falco: *readjusts headband while walking; hair's not spiked up |D* Yo~ *pops up from behind Leon and taps him on the shoulder*
Midna: Alright! *cut cut cut*
G&W: This is the Smash Bros. Cafe, Jeff, step on in.
Porky: Hey, Jeff!
Ray: *dumps flour into a bowl* a donut. fine
Kirby: Poyo ok! *rushes back into the kitchen* Mister Mean Teacher wants a donut instead of scone D:
G&W: I will handle this order, beep.
Porky: Over here (you little nerd)!
G&W: *takes out frying pan and flips out a donut, it lands frame by frame onto a plate* There you go, Kirby.
Smeargle: That guy really is like a snorlax, huh Ray? -grins and watches him-
Ray: Snrk. Yeah, he is.
Kirby: Thank you boss =D *takes donut and brings it back to Porky* Here you go Mister Mean Teacher~! =D
Olimar: If anything I think Mr. Minch is holding back tonight...
Porky: I'm hearing people say some bad things tonight.
Jeff: *stares at Porky... then stays on the opposite side of the room*
Porky: No, wait. I want to change it again. *smirk*
G&W: ... *watches Porky from the back* Beep.
G&W: *walks to Porky* May I help you sir?
Kirby: P-poyo? D: B-but this donut is so tastey poyo!
Smeargle: Ehehehe~ Maybe two~ Hahaha~
Midna: Worse than. *finishes cutting one of the cakes* I suppose I should get back other there and... wait on people.
Pichu: *walks in, looks aroumd* Hmm...where am I gonna sit this time?
Porky: Oh, not really. My stomach is being very picky tonight.
Porky: What? I can't help it.
Peach: Okay! Good luck~ Do your best~
Olimar: *Shakes head* You're awfully bored I would say Minch...
G&W: *stomach or the mind, beep?* Very well, what would you like to change your order to?
Ray: Have fun, Midna. *smirk*
Porky: A cheesecake.
Porky: I want a cheesecake.
Midna: Oh, you know I will. *floats out, spying Jeff* Hoho. *floats over to him* Hello there.
G&W: *to the cooks* One cheesecake please.
Louie: *thinking about Porky* That guy's being obnoxious tonight...
Pichu: *still looking around*
Kirby: *looks down at the toasty donut and frowns* =(
Jeff: *gives a small wave* Hey... At least there's a more -friendly- familiar face here.
Peach: I've got 20 of them made already. They're in the fridge
Olimar: ....Why don't you just order everything... -_-;;
G&W: Kirby you can put that donut on the display ((cafes have those little displays under the glass)), beep.
Porky: But it isn't fun when I do that, Ollie!
Jeff: *lowers his voice and gestures to Olimar* And a Mr. Saturn, I think?
Leon: WAH! *nearly jumps and turns around* Oh! You!
Kirby: Okay~ *goes over to the displays and puts the donut in there* Poyo! =)
Midna: *smirks* Not quite. .. Not that I'm aware of, at any rate.
Olimar: Why is that one child gesturing towards me? o_O
Falco: Wow, wasn't 'specting ya to be easy to freak like that! *snicker*
Pichu: *spots Kirby* Oi, Pinky!
Falco: So, where d'ya wanna sit?
Kirby: *finds Pichu talking to him* Poyoyo~ Pichu, Hii~! =D
Jeff: *feigns innocence* No reason.
Midna: *lowers her voice in turn* He's a good guy, but he's been kinda moody lately. *straightens back up* Anyway.
Midna: See anything you'd like?
Pichu: *runs up to him* What's up? I didn't know you were gonna be here!
Porky: Oh, Leon. Heh, heh, heh... You're here too.
Leon: Hmmph. *mild smirk* hmm... Let's try a corner somewhere so we can watch all of the action!
Olimar: My, you're in high spirits Mr. Powalski.
Kirby: Poyo, I ran out of candy money =( So I'm working! =D *blinks* Poyooo I'll show you to a table, poyo =D
Falco: Mmkay, gotcha! *grin* You know I like action. I wanna see everythin'!
Ray: *picks up the plate with the cheesecakes slces* Hey Smee, you wanna serve snorlax?
Jeff: What do you recommend? ...I suppose I could have something that pig turned down, since it'd be a shame to let it go to waste...
Leon: I don't think Panther is working today. I hope we don't get a crapass waitor!
Porky: Again, I hear some people saying bad things about me.
Ray: *whistles innocently*
Smeargle: -nods- Alrighty~ -takes it and walks out- Here you go Mr. Sn-Minch! -sets it down at his table and tips her beret-
Peach: ~frosts some cupcakes~ D-did I hear Powalski-sensei's voice in the front!
Porky: Hey, Jeffy! Know anybody who's saying bad things about me!? Maybe your father can tell me...
Pichu: Thanks, Pinky.
Olimar: Hate to sound desperate, but to save Minch's waste I too could have something turned down. I have money with me to pay for it.
Falco: Me too. *yay backwards seat*
Kirby: *brings Pichu to a table* So, poyo, what would you like to have today? *takes out notepad and a pencil*
Porky: Oh, you. Nah. Actually, a cheesecake doesn't sound right for the day.
Jeff: *EYETWTICH. Not that you can see it behind his glasses.*
Midna: *resists the urge to glare at Porky, grinning instead at Jeff* The scones are good.
Smeargle: ....Ah? -takes it back up- What then? -giggles-
G&W: Is that so, beep? Very well, what would you like to change your order to, Porky?
Pichu: Just some cheesecake and a Coke.
Olimar: ...Could I have a cheesecake then? I mean as cashier I should be working but I can still have one right?
Leon: HELLO? MANAGEMENT? Can I get a chair without those things in the back! My tail doesnt fit on these things!
Porky: I've reconsidered and now, I want three scones. So, hop to it, you dimensionally confused freak!
Kirby: Okay poyo~ *writes down order and goes to a kitchen* I have an order for a cheesecake and one coke poyo~
Bottles: *calls out* U-Uh, excuse me! I hate to have to raise my voice, but... who is a waiter here? I'd like to take my order~
G&W: *holds out hand* $1.65 please, Porky.
Meowth: *pokes his head in the cafe curiously* This is the cafe right...? *frowns and steps in curiously*
Porky: Hey, you pay afterwards. It's your stupid restaurant tradition!
Peach: ~puts some cheesecake on a plate for Kirby~ There you go!
Jeff: I'll try one of those, then. And maybe coffee? I know it's late, but I work best at night. Heh.
G&W: Please pay now, beep.
Midna: Ahh, I'll be right there Mr. Bottles~
Porky: Grr... Hard bargain.
Porky: Fine then.
Kirby: Thank you poyo~ *takes the order back and places on table in front of Pichu* Here you go poyo~ =D
Midna: *to Jeff* A scone and a coffee? Alright.
Leon: hmm.. SIGH. *props chair sideways and sits*
Porky: I'll change my order one last time.
G&W: To what?
Falco: *snickers more*
Pichu: *notices Meowth* |Hey, another pokemon!|
Bottles: Okay, thank you! *in the meantime, he scans the scene around him in curiosity* Hmm, looks like bird brain's not here, but... ahh, there's Olimar!
Peach: ~finishes frosting the cupcakes and puts them on a platter~ I'll be right back, kay?
Porky: 15 scones, 18 glazed donuts, 20 cheesecakes, and 6 bottles of soda.
Pichu: Oh, thanks Kirby. *smiles*
Ray: 'Kay. I think I can handle things
Midna: Back in just a bit. *floats over to Bottles* I'll be with you in just a minute.
Olimar: Good evening Bottles.
Smeargle: -giggles and walks off to Leon and Falco- Hey Mr. P, Falco, want anything? -blushes a little and giggles again-
Midna: *floats back to the back* Could I get a scone and a coffee?
Bottles: Hello Olimar! I almost forgot that you worked here...! How have things been going? Getting any better with you?
Peach: ~brings out a cupcake with a candy shaped like a happy turnip on the top for Leon~ Long time no see, Powalski-sensei! This is on me. <3
Leon: It looks like we both got our hair washed tonight! Hopefully it wont look like we- Ah! Hello Smearnoff!
Kirby: No problem poyo~ *steps away from the table to look for anyone else in need of ordering*
Ray: sure things *hands her a scone and pours coffee into a cup*
Midna: *lowers voice* And Porky needs to shove it, I swear.
Olimar: *To Bottles* I'd like to think so...but everything's been so calm and uncertain...
Midna: Thanks Ray~
Pichu: *calls out to Meowth* HEY YOU!
Meowth: *twitches at the yell and looks at Pichu* WHAT DO YOU WANT?
Bottles: *shakes head*
Olimar: The register doesn't need to be tended at ALL times so...*Has a seat next to Bottles* I'm surprised we haven't been able to get a chance to fully converse.
G&W: Porky, your order comes to $151.55. Please pay, beep.
Falco: It feels good bein' clean! *flips hair* Uh, hi? … How does she know my name? Was she there yesterday or somethin'??
Pichu: *blinks* I...was just inviting you over to sit with me, is all.
Midna: *takes Jeff's order over to him and sets it down on the table.* Hee hee, enjoy.
Porky: Oh, really? -pays with DP again like last time- Chump change! Very much worth the entertainment.
Leon: Yes! She was! She was also the fine lass who painted my office!
Smeargle: -giggles and nods- Yep~ ..I still need my payment, Mr. P~ -sticks her tongue out playfully-
G&W: Very well. Please be aware that all sales are final. *takes money and gives it to Olimar* For the register, Olimar, beep.
Porky: By the way... I want one waiter to carry it all.
G&W: Sir, these decisions have to be done by management, beep.
Peach: ... Powalski-sensei? p.q
Midna: *goes back over to Bottles* Sorry about that. Did you know what you wanted?
Leon: My nephew is the one with the money, Smeagoff! We'll have to get it from him!
Falco: Oh, really? Nice paint job... Uh… girl! 8Db
Meowth: Errm, okay. *sits at Pichu's table* You could of said that at first. :/
Porky: Oh, hoh! Do I sense defiance from you, Game and Watch?
Olimar: Heh sorry about that Mr. Game and Watch, I'll be sure to cash it in soon. Just give any money to me and I'll handle it.
Falco: Your nephew holds yer money?
G&W: I don't defy, I work here, beep. If you were manager here you could establish your own rules, beep.
Leon: *looks over* Turnip Girl?
Kirby: *notices Meowth with Pichu and goes over* Hello poyo~ Would you like anything to order? *has notepad out*
Porky: ... That's a good idea, isn't it?
Porky: Heh, heh... I'm going to have a loooong talk with the headmaster after this...
Smeargle: Aw...Where do you think I'd be able to find him afterwards? -giggles- Thanks Falco, I was amazed I was able to reach some of the stuff, really.
Peach: Hi! ~gives cupcake with candy happy turnip on top~ I heard your voice and thought you might like this! <3
Bottles: *to Midna* Indeed! I know what to eat every time I come here now... may I have a couple of vanilla bean scones alongside some lemon iced tea, please?
Ray: *busy trying to burn---er, not burn Porky's order*
Leon: *whispers to Falco* n-no! he doesn't hold my money! He just has money in the first place! Preppycat!
Olimar: So Bottles ...How has things been with you? I know when I was working at my previous job I always liked recieving letters from my kids. Anything from your children?
Midna: *toothy grin* Certainly. Just to be sure, how many would you like a couple to be?
Jeff: *nervously adjusts his glasses* Is it always this chaotic?
Louie: *is making donuts* ... What was the number of donuts he requested, again?
Ray: Em, 18.
G&W: 18, beep
Leon: Aww! It's smiling at me! Thank you..... what's your name?
Porky: 18! Get to it!
Meowth: *looks at Kirby curiously* Uhh, two scones, I guess..
Pichu: Heh, maybe. It's nice to see more Pokemon around here. I like to make friends. What's your name?
Peach: Y-you don't remember? p_q Well I guess it's been awhile. I'm Peach! <3
Kirby: *at Meowth* Okay poyo~ *goes to the kitchen* I have an order for two scones poyo~
Falco: (@ Leon) Ohhhh, 'kay. (@ Smeargle) Um, yer welcome.
Fox: *walks in casually and takes a seat a few tables away from Falco's* Nice crowd today.
Leon: I haven't seen much of you since the start of the semester! I'll remember your name from now on! ... and not just the turnips! *snerk*
Meowth: Meowth.. Yours? ...Raichu? Or maybe Pikachu...?
Louie: 18, huh? I see...
Peach: I'm glad! ^-^ Well, I've gotta get back to the kitchen - you just let me know if you need anything okay? <3
Smeargle: -giggles and slinks off, walking over to Meowth and grabbing his tail playfully- Hey look! It's the mean kitty~ -giggles-
Ray: Yeah. 18. *starts with scones but fidgets upon hearing Fox*
Leon: I will! Thank you, Miss Peach!
Peach: You're welcome~! ~returns to kitchen~ So what's our status?
Pichu: Pichu. I'll evolve into a Pikachu...eventually. Not that I want to. I like me the way I am.
Ray: Two scones for cat breath, but I got that. We need help on Porky's order
Jeff: *quietly sips his coffee, spying on the Pokemon. All subtle-like.*
Porky: Well, I didn't get to play my usual prank, but now I have a plan after the eats. Heh, heh. Ahh... So much to do, so little time~
Meowth: Ahh.. I was close I guess. *hisses at Smeargle* You little! Don't touch my tail! *hiss*
Peach: Oh my. What do we need...
Fox: *leans back his chair a bit*
Porky: But I feel lonely.
Louie: *to Peach* I'm making donuts for that Minch guy.
Midna: *goes off to the kitchen again* Do we have any more scones, or did Porky get them all?
Ray: So 20 cheesecakes and 6 sodas.
Falco: *hasn't noticed Fox at all wtf*
Porky: *moves over to Jeff's table, smiles fiendishly*
Pichu: *blinks, looks at Smeargle, then back to Meowth* Eh?
Louie: And I need help.
Ray: *@ Midna* almost done
Olimar: Louie? Are things alright over in the kitchen?
Midna: *nods* Alright. *goes to get Bottles’ tea*
Peach: We have 19 cheesecakes and one just needs to chill a little longer. Okay. ~starts pouring sodas~
Jeff: Here, I hope your happy. *holds his cast'd arm up for Porky to see.*
Fox: *the cooks are busy today, who could've ordered so much...* Oh. *sees Porky* Nevermind.
Ray: *scones in the oven* >_>
Smeargle: Pfft. Don't be such a baby, Meowth~ -sticks her tongue out and returns back to Falco and Mr. P- Ah! Sorry guys. What would you both like this fine evening?
Midna: I'll need two when they're done~
Porky: *slaps the skin above the cast* Bah, that's nothing! Besides, it was your fault for not playing fairly~ You have only yourself to blame, Jeffy~
Louie: *to Olimar* Oh, things are completely fine! *smile*
Meowth: I imagine you'd love me yanking on your tail... *watches her leave and grunts* She's an annoying pokemon I know. =.=
Falco: Um... *looks up* Yeah, uh, 3 vanilla scones and an espresso, 200% for me, uh... what's yer name?
Leon: I would like a large coffee with cream and generic-brand artificial sweeteners and a cheesecake
Jeff: *winces and scoots his chair away* -I- didn't play fair? Oh, but I'm just a weakling, remember?
Pichu: Ah, I see. *nods*
Midna: *zips back out the door over to Bottles with the glass of tea* Here you go~
Peach: Okay, sodas are ready! Cheesecakes are...~checks the most recent one, it's finished chilling~ready! Could someone go ahead and bring these to the customer please?
Porky: *moves closer* And that's exactly your problem! You're just too weak. You get in everybody's way.
Midna: The scones will be out shortly~
Bottles: *at Midna* Oh, thank you! *accepts the tea and takes a sip out of it*
Louie: *has 10 donuts ready* Just a little more...
Porky: *takes off Jeff's glasses forcibly* No wonder your so-called, beloved boyfriend sent you over here, right? Kya, ha, hah!
Smeargle: ... Name's Smeargle, Falco~ -giggles and writes it all down- I'll be back in a second~ Hehe! -rushes off to the kitchen-
Fox: *looks at Porky. 'Why do all these adults make advances on the children here? It's kinda disturbing*
Jeff: I DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND and give those back!
Ray: and the scones are done now
Pichu: *takes a bite of her cheesecake* Mmm...
Fox: *Our headmaster must have some issues with his hiring practices. shakes head*
Falco: Riiight, I'll try 'n remember it.
Porky: Kya, ha, hah! *plays around with Jeff some more* Someone just thought something very nasty about me.
Olimar: Why do you assume any time someone is close to another that it's...well more than friendship Minch!?
Meowth: *slumps down* So I'm guessing you haven't seen her around school then?
Midna: *conflicted with the events at Jeff's table* ..... *zips over to get the scones for Bottles* Thanks!
Porky: Hey, Ollie. Do be quiet. This is between me and Jeff.
Pichu: Mmm? Smeargle? No, not really.
Kirby: Poyo~! *takes two scones* Thank you~ *goes back and goes to Meowth* Here you go poyo~ *hands them to Meowth*
Porky: I can safely say that you have zero knowledge of our past together.
Smeargle: Hey guys~ -reads from her awful at times handwriting- We need, three vanilla scones, a cheesecake, an espresso, uhm… and a large coffee with cream~ -takes a breath-
Peach: Phew! It's a good thing I made all those cheesecakes in advance!
Jeff: *makes helpless grabs for the glasses. Or in their general direction anyway.*
Fox: *leans chair back a little more.*
Louie: *is frosting the recently made donuts*
Meowth: Thanks! *takes them gingerly from Kirby and starts to nibble on them* So have you seen over pokemon then, Pichu?
Peach: ~starts making some more~
Midna: *quickly takes the scones over to Bottles* Here they are.
Ray: *works on that espresso*
Porky: *wears Jeff's glasses* Wow, you have bad eyesight! Jeez, why didn't I just aim for your glasses that time? I gotta remember this.
Pichu: My cousin Pikachu, Mudkip, Mewtwo *blushes a little after saying his name*, Torchic...my roommate is Chansey. That's all I can name off the bat, really.
Kirby: *goes over to Fox* Hello poyo~ Have you gotten to order already poyo? *tilts head*
Olimar: *To Bottles* How sweet about your kid, my daughter isn't very close to me but my son really looks up to me. One time back on Hocotate I let him ride in my spaceship at the time.
Fox: *ear flicks* oh hey! *sits normally* Just a soda please.
Jeff: Maybe I should just get contacts then. Look, I know you idolize me and want to be like me and every way, but glasses just aren't for you.
Kirby: Okay poyo! *goes to the kitchen* One order for a soda poyo~
Meowth: I see... *doesn't notice the blush* I met Smeargle, you, and I thin Rayquaza. I don't think I really want to meet anyone else, though.
Peach: ~takes a break from cheesecake making to pour some soda~ There ya go!
Porky: Oh, you are most certainly right. *throws glasses at a random direction* Why do I need this?
Ray: *espresso* Who's got the espresso order?
Kirby: *takes the soda* Thank you poyo~ *goes back out and returns to Fox's table* A soda, poyo~ *places it on the table*
Jeff: *grumbles and goes back to sipping at his coffee.*
Fox: Thank you ah...Kirby was it? *takes a sip*
Olimar: I can have one? Thank you Bottles! *Takes a scone*
Midna: *catchesJeff's glasses with her shiny hair!hand*
Leon: *fidgets thumbs, unable to start a conversation*
Pichu: You sure? I mean, it could be fun... I'm trying to get some other kids together and go to the arcade. You should come. It'll be fun!
Kirby: Yes, I'm Kirby , poyo~ *smiles*
Fox: *flips a quarter to Kirby* Here ya go *sips*
Porky: Ah, you're so fun to play around with, Jeffy~ I don't know what I would've done if you weren't here!
Falco: So uh... *taps foot on the floor*
b>Smeargle: I did! -grins and takes it, along with getting the coffee poured, and grabs the rest of the order- Thanks Ray~ -giggles and takes her sweet time getting back, NOT wanting to trip-
Bottles: *to Olimar* Of course! I adore vanilla bean scones... or scones of any kind. They're pretty delicious. My wife and I used to make them homemade together!
Louie: *has more donuts* Hey, we're almost done. *starts frosting them*
Kirby: *catches the quarter* Poyo! *looks at the quarter* Poyo?
Fox: It's a tip! *sips and leans back again on the chair*
Ray: ///she's so cute///
Jeff: Yeah, yeah... What are your plans once you get your revenge on us, anyway? Since it seems to have been your only motivation for the past... however long you said you've been time-traveling. Your whole drive will be gone.
Kirby: Tip… Ooh, thank you poyo! *happily puts it in his pocket before hopping away*
Midna: *floats around to make sure there isn't anyone out on the floor that needs something*
Leon: ............ That seminar was really active yesterday!
Olimar: *To Bottles* I wish my wife would have made more things for me. She doesn't like me eating too many sweets.
Meowth: I dunno. They all are pretty darn annoying. But I guess I wouldn't mind going to the arcade. That sounds like fun. I guess I might join ya'll, if you want.
Falco: Oh, yeah! That was kinda neat.
Fox: *Watching Kirby hop away. I hope one of the teachers doesn't make an advance on him one day -_-*
Smeargle: -returns to Leon and Falco, giggling as she sets their stuff down at the table- There you two are! Hehe, sorry for the wait. -scratches the back of her head-
Pichu: Cool! Well, um...just let me know.
Kirby: *stands on the side, looking for anyone who needs to order or anything*
Leon: Ah! Thank you! *takes the coffee for a sip*
Porky: Ah, revenge is only step one! I actually have a goal, believe it or not. But... You don't have to know what my grand scheme is yet~
Peach: ~three cheesecakes in the oven~ Peachy~
Porky: You wouldn't understand.
Falco: Huh? S'alright! Thanks. *smile*
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Midna: *not seeing anyone who needs anything*
Jeff: Well, it can't be anything good.
Fox: *Hearing Falco. Wow you're being real dorky. And you blame me for being a dweeb.*
Jeff: *needs glasses 3_3*
Pichu: It'll be a lot of fun. I'm sure that you'll enjoy yourself.
Meowth: Okay then. *continues nibbling on his scones* Urgh, I can't believe I forgot to request for something to drink.
Smeargle: -nods- You're both very welcome~ Enjoy~ X3
Leon: ... why am I drinking sweetened coffee?
Porky: You're so closed-minded, Jeffy~ That's why you always make me laugh so hard~
Olimar: That could be so, Bottles. Yeah ,I have too much of a sweet tooth. She gets on me for it all the time. Though lately she hasn't been nagging me. It's almost worrying.
Falco: *picks up a scone and starts nibbling on it*
Smeargle: ......You're the one who ordered it, Mr. P~
Falcon: *Enters on crutches. He's a mess.*
Ray: *pokes head out of kitchen* You can chill back here if you're free, Midna.
Louie: ...I-I think I'm feeling a little hungry...must resist it this time...
Pichu: *waves for Kirby* Pinky!
Olimar: I should get back to the register. Nice talking with you Bottles!
Kirby: *notices Pichu's waving* Poyoyo~ *hops over to Pichu* Yes, poyo?
Falcon: *Takes the nearest available seat. He barely bothers to look around*
Midna: *grins at Ray* I'll be back in a moment then.
Falco: ... 'Cause you're drinking sweetened coffee? *sips espresso*
Leon: It's pretty good! *puts the coffee down and gets a forkful of cheesecake, eating well-manneredly*
Leon: Maybe!
Olimar: *gets back to his spot at the register to suddenly notice a badly-injured Falcon*
Characters: Mr. G&W, Kirby, Peach, Olimar, Captain Falcon, Pichu, Jeff, Fox, Falco, Leon, Rayquaza, Porky, Meowth, Midna, Louie, Smeargle.
What: SumaBura Cafe again. xD Flying cakes, air trippin', Falco and Leon being happy fags amongst massive amounts of destruction, etc. You know, the usual works. ;)
Where: ... Café. xD
When: Sunday, 08 Jun 2008
Rating: PG-13 for Ray's mouth.
G&W: *rings his bell* The cafe is now open!
Kirby: *feels awkward with the uniform on* Poyo.... >.>;
Peach: Yay! ~has about 20 cheesecakes made in advance due to last week's fiasco~
Olimar: To let you know, I won't be needing to leave early Mr. Game and Watch.
G&W: Not a problem Olimar, beep.
Smeargle: -giggles and straightens her beret and her belt- This is going to be so fun~ Like a fairy tale, only real! -giggles-
Porky: *enters cafe* Then I can play with you all night long~
Ray: *tugs on his uniform a little* >_<
G&W: All of you workers ready? We have our first customer, beep
Midna: This feels weird... Oh!
Kirby: Poyo, sir! *salutes at G&W*
Porky: Yes, that's right! King P is in your presence! And as usual, I'm making a big order! ... Game and Watch. I expect a discount this time..
Olimar: ...Good evening Mr. Minch. (For once you're not my current problem. Better than returning home...)
Peach: Welcome, everybody! ^-^
Louie: Yes, I'm ready Mr. Game and Watch!
G&W: No discounts are given, beep. Our prices are reasonable enough if I don't say so myself!
G&W: *gets menus*
Smeargle: -giggles- I'm ready too, Mr. Game and Watch! -flicks her tail-
Midna: Ready as I could be, sir. *tries not to make a sour face upon seeing Porky*
Ray: *nods* yea, ready.
Olimar: Good evening Louie, let's do our best again! Maybe we can talk more later.
Porky: Kya, ha, ha! So you say, so you say!
Porky: Oh, and if it isn't the little imp girl!
G&W: *sets menus on each table*
Midna: *gives him a wicked smile*
Porky: (Little louse, I'm going to work you so hard today. I haven't forgotten about you and your friends interrupting what should have been my glory.)
Ray: *heads off into kitchen, rolling his eyes*
G&W: *walks to the back to put on some Brawl music. Puts on the 'Shadow Dragon Medley'*
Kirby: *sees Porky* Poyoyo~ Mister Mean Teacher~! =D
Louie: O-of course, Olimar-sensei. I didn't expect to see you in here...
Smeargle: Ehehe~ -giggles and prances over to Porky, bowing her head- Good evening Mr. Minch~ What can I get you this fiine evening? -giggles and rolls up her sleeves-
Porky: Ah, it's the little pink ball! You better stay away from my food today..
Peach: ~very busy baking~ La la la la la la~ <3
Olimar: *to Louie* It gives me an excuse not to go home for a while.
Porky: Eh? What, a dog as a waitress? ... Jeez... Fine, I guess... I'll a scone for starters.
Olimar: ...Hey Minch try not to ask this one to balance plates on her shoulders!
Porky: But I don't want you today. I just noticed. The pink ball has a waiter suit on.
Porky: Don't worry, Ollie! That's not what I have planned today.
Olimar: Try not to make a mess...
Smeargle: ..Ay sir? -blinks and giggles- Kirby, you look adorable in that~ Like a fairy tale, only real~ So, Mr. Minch, do you want me to, or will my chum be taking your orders? -grins-
Porky: Oh, you know me, Ollie! You're such a paranoid little guy.
Midna: *pokes her head in the back, avoiding association with Porky* Is there anything that you guys need help with before other customers show up?
Porky: ... Have the little pink ball carry the plates for me, won't you? Kya, ha, hah.
Kirby: Poyo, thank you Smeargle~ =D
Peach: ~takes some fresh scones out of the oven~ ~to Midna~ you can cut one of these cheesecakes into a few slices...
Louie: *runs to the kitchen, just about hearing Porky's order* *is thinking* A scone...all right.
Olimar: ...(I'm not too paranoid to others am I? Hmmm...UGH, get a hold of yourself!)
Midna: I can do that~ hehe. *floats over to do just that*
Smeargle: Welcome~ -giggles and prances off to the kitchen, for who knows what reason- Evening my wonderful kitchen staff~ -giggles again-
Porky: Come on, I'm dying of starvation here!
Porky: Jeez... So slow.
Ray: *blushes a little* Hey Smee
Midna: *grin* Evening Smeargle. *cut cut cut*
Kirby: *pokes head into the kitchen* Mister Mean Teacher is starving poyo :o
Peach: ~smiles~ Hello there! <3
Midna: Mister Mean teacher can sh- ... What did he order?
Ray: Scones.
Peach: I just took some out of the oven~
Smeargle: -giggles- Ray, Midna~ Hehe, It's so great to see you two~ -tightens her pigtails- You guys need any help back here? -flicks her tail curiously-
Louie: *quickly notices Peach taking scones out of the oven* Uhh...
Peach: ~blink~ Careful, they're hot o.o
Leon: *waiting outside the cafe*
Kirby: Okay poyo~ *takes the scones and goes back to Porky's table* Here you go Mister Mean Teacher~ =D
Porky: Actually.
Porky: I want to change my order.
Midna: *cut cut cut* How.. many slices are these supposed to have?
Jeff: *finally finds his way to the cafe, FASHIONABLY LATE, and gives Leon a nervous smile.* This... is the cafe, right?
Kirby: *tilts head* Poyo? You don't want these really good scones anymore? :'<
Olimar: *Looking around the cafe quietly* *sigh* At least things are going off better than usual...
Peach: Um...about 20? Those cheesecakes are pretty big!
Porky: Nope! Now I want a donut! Stat!
Falco: *readjusts headband while walking; hair's not spiked up |D* Yo~ *pops up from behind Leon and taps him on the shoulder*
Midna: Alright! *cut cut cut*
G&W: This is the Smash Bros. Cafe, Jeff, step on in.
Porky: Hey, Jeff!
Ray: *dumps flour into a bowl* a donut. fine
Kirby: Poyo ok! *rushes back into the kitchen* Mister Mean Teacher wants a donut instead of scone D:
G&W: I will handle this order, beep.
Porky: Over here (you little nerd)!
G&W: *takes out frying pan and flips out a donut, it lands frame by frame onto a plate* There you go, Kirby.
Smeargle: That guy really is like a snorlax, huh Ray? -grins and watches him-
Ray: Snrk. Yeah, he is.
Kirby: Thank you boss =D *takes donut and brings it back to Porky* Here you go Mister Mean Teacher~! =D
Olimar: If anything I think Mr. Minch is holding back tonight...
Porky: I'm hearing people say some bad things tonight.
Jeff: *stares at Porky... then stays on the opposite side of the room*
Porky: No, wait. I want to change it again. *smirk*
G&W: ... *watches Porky from the back* Beep.
G&W: *walks to Porky* May I help you sir?
Kirby: P-poyo? D: B-but this donut is so tastey poyo!
Smeargle: Ehehehe~ Maybe two~ Hahaha~
Midna: Worse than. *finishes cutting one of the cakes* I suppose I should get back other there and... wait on people.
Pichu: *walks in, looks aroumd* Hmm...where am I gonna sit this time?
Porky: Oh, not really. My stomach is being very picky tonight.
Porky: What? I can't help it.
Peach: Okay! Good luck~ Do your best~
Olimar: *Shakes head* You're awfully bored I would say Minch...
G&W: *stomach or the mind, beep?* Very well, what would you like to change your order to?
Ray: Have fun, Midna. *smirk*
Porky: A cheesecake.
Porky: I want a cheesecake.
Midna: Oh, you know I will. *floats out, spying Jeff* Hoho. *floats over to him* Hello there.
G&W: *to the cooks* One cheesecake please.
Louie: *thinking about Porky* That guy's being obnoxious tonight...
Pichu: *still looking around*
Kirby: *looks down at the toasty donut and frowns* =(
Jeff: *gives a small wave* Hey... At least there's a more -friendly- familiar face here.
Peach: I've got 20 of them made already. They're in the fridge
Olimar: ....Why don't you just order everything... -_-;;
G&W: Kirby you can put that donut on the display ((cafes have those little displays under the glass)), beep.
Porky: But it isn't fun when I do that, Ollie!
Jeff: *lowers his voice and gestures to Olimar* And a Mr. Saturn, I think?
Leon: WAH! *nearly jumps and turns around* Oh! You!
Kirby: Okay~ *goes over to the displays and puts the donut in there* Poyo! =)
Midna: *smirks* Not quite. .. Not that I'm aware of, at any rate.
Olimar: Why is that one child gesturing towards me? o_O
Falco: Wow, wasn't 'specting ya to be easy to freak like that! *snicker*
Pichu: *spots Kirby* Oi, Pinky!
Falco: So, where d'ya wanna sit?
Kirby: *finds Pichu talking to him* Poyoyo~ Pichu, Hii~! =D
Jeff: *feigns innocence* No reason.
Midna: *lowers her voice in turn* He's a good guy, but he's been kinda moody lately. *straightens back up* Anyway.
Midna: See anything you'd like?
Pichu: *runs up to him* What's up? I didn't know you were gonna be here!
Porky: Oh, Leon. Heh, heh, heh... You're here too.
Leon: Hmmph. *mild smirk* hmm... Let's try a corner somewhere so we can watch all of the action!
Olimar: My, you're in high spirits Mr. Powalski.
Kirby: Poyo, I ran out of candy money =( So I'm working! =D *blinks* Poyooo I'll show you to a table, poyo =D
Falco: Mmkay, gotcha! *grin* You know I like action. I wanna see everythin'!
Ray: *picks up the plate with the cheesecakes slces* Hey Smee, you wanna serve snorlax?
Jeff: What do you recommend? ...I suppose I could have something that pig turned down, since it'd be a shame to let it go to waste...
Leon: I don't think Panther is working today. I hope we don't get a crapass waitor!
Porky: Again, I hear some people saying bad things about me.
Ray: *whistles innocently*
Smeargle: -nods- Alrighty~ -takes it and walks out- Here you go Mr. Sn-Minch! -sets it down at his table and tips her beret-
Peach: ~frosts some cupcakes~ D-did I hear Powalski-sensei's voice in the front!
Porky: Hey, Jeffy! Know anybody who's saying bad things about me!? Maybe your father can tell me...
Pichu: Thanks, Pinky.
Olimar: Hate to sound desperate, but to save Minch's waste I too could have something turned down. I have money with me to pay for it.
Falco: Me too. *yay backwards seat*
Kirby: *brings Pichu to a table* So, poyo, what would you like to have today? *takes out notepad and a pencil*
Porky: Oh, you. Nah. Actually, a cheesecake doesn't sound right for the day.
Jeff: *EYETWTICH. Not that you can see it behind his glasses.*
Midna: *resists the urge to glare at Porky, grinning instead at Jeff* The scones are good.
Smeargle: ....Ah? -takes it back up- What then? -giggles-
G&W: Is that so, beep? Very well, what would you like to change your order to, Porky?
Pichu: Just some cheesecake and a Coke.
Olimar: ...Could I have a cheesecake then? I mean as cashier I should be working but I can still have one right?
Leon: HELLO? MANAGEMENT? Can I get a chair without those things in the back! My tail doesnt fit on these things!
Porky: I've reconsidered and now, I want three scones. So, hop to it, you dimensionally confused freak!
Kirby: Okay poyo~ *writes down order and goes to a kitchen* I have an order for a cheesecake and one coke poyo~
Bottles: *calls out* U-Uh, excuse me! I hate to have to raise my voice, but... who is a waiter here? I'd like to take my order~
G&W: *holds out hand* $1.65 please, Porky.
Meowth: *pokes his head in the cafe curiously* This is the cafe right...? *frowns and steps in curiously*
Porky: Hey, you pay afterwards. It's your stupid restaurant tradition!
Peach: ~puts some cheesecake on a plate for Kirby~ There you go!
Jeff: I'll try one of those, then. And maybe coffee? I know it's late, but I work best at night. Heh.
G&W: Please pay now, beep.
Midna: Ahh, I'll be right there Mr. Bottles~
Porky: Grr... Hard bargain.
Porky: Fine then.
Kirby: Thank you poyo~ *takes the order back and places on table in front of Pichu* Here you go poyo~ =D
Midna: *to Jeff* A scone and a coffee? Alright.
Leon: hmm.. SIGH. *props chair sideways and sits*
Porky: I'll change my order one last time.
G&W: To what?
Falco: *snickers more*
Pichu: *notices Meowth* |Hey, another pokemon!|
Bottles: Okay, thank you! *in the meantime, he scans the scene around him in curiosity* Hmm, looks like bird brain's not here, but... ahh, there's Olimar!
Peach: ~finishes frosting the cupcakes and puts them on a platter~ I'll be right back, kay?
Porky: 15 scones, 18 glazed donuts, 20 cheesecakes, and 6 bottles of soda.
Pichu: Oh, thanks Kirby. *smiles*
Ray: 'Kay. I think I can handle things
Midna: Back in just a bit. *floats over to Bottles* I'll be with you in just a minute.
Olimar: Good evening Bottles.
Smeargle: -giggles and walks off to Leon and Falco- Hey Mr. P, Falco, want anything? -blushes a little and giggles again-
Midna: *floats back to the back* Could I get a scone and a coffee?
Bottles: Hello Olimar! I almost forgot that you worked here...! How have things been going? Getting any better with you?
Peach: ~brings out a cupcake with a candy shaped like a happy turnip on the top for Leon~ Long time no see, Powalski-sensei! This is on me. <3
Leon: It looks like we both got our hair washed tonight! Hopefully it wont look like we- Ah! Hello Smearnoff!
Kirby: No problem poyo~ *steps away from the table to look for anyone else in need of ordering*
Ray: sure things *hands her a scone and pours coffee into a cup*
Midna: *lowers voice* And Porky needs to shove it, I swear.
Olimar: *To Bottles* I'd like to think so...but everything's been so calm and uncertain...
Midna: Thanks Ray~
Pichu: *calls out to Meowth* HEY YOU!
Meowth: *twitches at the yell and looks at Pichu* WHAT DO YOU WANT?
Bottles: *shakes head*
Olimar: The register doesn't need to be tended at ALL times so...*Has a seat next to Bottles* I'm surprised we haven't been able to get a chance to fully converse.
G&W: Porky, your order comes to $151.55. Please pay, beep.
Falco: It feels good bein' clean! *flips hair* Uh, hi? … How does she know my name? Was she there yesterday or somethin'??
Pichu: *blinks* I...was just inviting you over to sit with me, is all.
Midna: *takes Jeff's order over to him and sets it down on the table.* Hee hee, enjoy.
Porky: Oh, really? -pays with DP again like last time- Chump change! Very much worth the entertainment.
Leon: Yes! She was! She was also the fine lass who painted my office!
Smeargle: -giggles and nods- Yep~ ..I still need my payment, Mr. P~ -sticks her tongue out playfully-
G&W: Very well. Please be aware that all sales are final. *takes money and gives it to Olimar* For the register, Olimar, beep.
Porky: By the way... I want one waiter to carry it all.
G&W: Sir, these decisions have to be done by management, beep.
Peach: ... Powalski-sensei? p.q
Midna: *goes back over to Bottles* Sorry about that. Did you know what you wanted?
Leon: My nephew is the one with the money, Smeagoff! We'll have to get it from him!
Falco: Oh, really? Nice paint job... Uh… girl! 8Db
Meowth: Errm, okay. *sits at Pichu's table* You could of said that at first. :/
Porky: Oh, hoh! Do I sense defiance from you, Game and Watch?
Olimar: Heh sorry about that Mr. Game and Watch, I'll be sure to cash it in soon. Just give any money to me and I'll handle it.
Falco: Your nephew holds yer money?
G&W: I don't defy, I work here, beep. If you were manager here you could establish your own rules, beep.
Leon: *looks over* Turnip Girl?
Kirby: *notices Meowth with Pichu and goes over* Hello poyo~ Would you like anything to order? *has notepad out*
Porky: ... That's a good idea, isn't it?
Porky: Heh, heh... I'm going to have a loooong talk with the headmaster after this...
Smeargle: Aw...Where do you think I'd be able to find him afterwards? -giggles- Thanks Falco, I was amazed I was able to reach some of the stuff, really.
Peach: Hi! ~gives cupcake with candy happy turnip on top~ I heard your voice and thought you might like this! <3
Bottles: *to Midna* Indeed! I know what to eat every time I come here now... may I have a couple of vanilla bean scones alongside some lemon iced tea, please?
Ray: *busy trying to burn---er, not burn Porky's order*
Leon: *whispers to Falco* n-no! he doesn't hold my money! He just has money in the first place! Preppycat!
Olimar: So Bottles ...How has things been with you? I know when I was working at my previous job I always liked recieving letters from my kids. Anything from your children?
Midna: *toothy grin* Certainly. Just to be sure, how many would you like a couple to be?
Jeff: *nervously adjusts his glasses* Is it always this chaotic?
Louie: *is making donuts* ... What was the number of donuts he requested, again?
Ray: Em, 18.
G&W: 18, beep
Leon: Aww! It's smiling at me! Thank you..... what's your name?
Porky: 18! Get to it!
Meowth: *looks at Kirby curiously* Uhh, two scones, I guess..
Pichu: Heh, maybe. It's nice to see more Pokemon around here. I like to make friends. What's your name?
Peach: Y-you don't remember? p_q Well I guess it's been awhile. I'm Peach! <3
Kirby: *at Meowth* Okay poyo~ *goes to the kitchen* I have an order for two scones poyo~
Falco: (@ Leon) Ohhhh, 'kay. (@ Smeargle) Um, yer welcome.
Fox: *walks in casually and takes a seat a few tables away from Falco's* Nice crowd today.
Leon: I haven't seen much of you since the start of the semester! I'll remember your name from now on! ... and not just the turnips! *snerk*
Meowth: Meowth.. Yours? ...Raichu? Or maybe Pikachu...?
Louie: 18, huh? I see...
Peach: I'm glad! ^-^ Well, I've gotta get back to the kitchen - you just let me know if you need anything okay? <3
Smeargle: -giggles and slinks off, walking over to Meowth and grabbing his tail playfully- Hey look! It's the mean kitty~ -giggles-
Ray: Yeah. 18. *starts with scones but fidgets upon hearing Fox*
Leon: I will! Thank you, Miss Peach!
Peach: You're welcome~! ~returns to kitchen~ So what's our status?
Pichu: Pichu. I'll evolve into a Pikachu...eventually. Not that I want to. I like me the way I am.
Ray: Two scones for cat breath, but I got that. We need help on Porky's order
Jeff: *quietly sips his coffee, spying on the Pokemon. All subtle-like.*
Porky: Well, I didn't get to play my usual prank, but now I have a plan after the eats. Heh, heh. Ahh... So much to do, so little time~
Meowth: Ahh.. I was close I guess. *hisses at Smeargle* You little! Don't touch my tail! *hiss*
Peach: Oh my. What do we need...
Fox: *leans back his chair a bit*
Porky: But I feel lonely.
Louie: *to Peach* I'm making donuts for that Minch guy.
Midna: *goes off to the kitchen again* Do we have any more scones, or did Porky get them all?
Ray: So 20 cheesecakes and 6 sodas.
Falco: *hasn't noticed Fox at all wtf*
Porky: *moves over to Jeff's table, smiles fiendishly*
Pichu: *blinks, looks at Smeargle, then back to Meowth* Eh?
Louie: And I need help.
Ray: *@ Midna* almost done
Olimar: Louie? Are things alright over in the kitchen?
Midna: *nods* Alright. *goes to get Bottles’ tea*
Peach: We have 19 cheesecakes and one just needs to chill a little longer. Okay. ~starts pouring sodas~
Jeff: Here, I hope your happy. *holds his cast'd arm up for Porky to see.*
Fox: *the cooks are busy today, who could've ordered so much...* Oh. *sees Porky* Nevermind.
Ray: *scones in the oven* >_>
Smeargle: Pfft. Don't be such a baby, Meowth~ -sticks her tongue out and returns back to Falco and Mr. P- Ah! Sorry guys. What would you both like this fine evening?
Midna: I'll need two when they're done~
Porky: *slaps the skin above the cast* Bah, that's nothing! Besides, it was your fault for not playing fairly~ You have only yourself to blame, Jeffy~
Louie: *to Olimar* Oh, things are completely fine! *smile*
Meowth: I imagine you'd love me yanking on your tail... *watches her leave and grunts* She's an annoying pokemon I know. =.=
Falco: Um... *looks up* Yeah, uh, 3 vanilla scones and an espresso, 200% for me, uh... what's yer name?
Leon: I would like a large coffee with cream and generic-brand artificial sweeteners and a cheesecake
Jeff: *winces and scoots his chair away* -I- didn't play fair? Oh, but I'm just a weakling, remember?
Pichu: Ah, I see. *nods*
Midna: *zips back out the door over to Bottles with the glass of tea* Here you go~
Peach: Okay, sodas are ready! Cheesecakes are...~checks the most recent one, it's finished chilling~ready! Could someone go ahead and bring these to the customer please?
Porky: *moves closer* And that's exactly your problem! You're just too weak. You get in everybody's way.
Midna: The scones will be out shortly~
Bottles: *at Midna* Oh, thank you! *accepts the tea and takes a sip out of it*
Louie: *has 10 donuts ready* Just a little more...
Porky: *takes off Jeff's glasses forcibly* No wonder your so-called, beloved boyfriend sent you over here, right? Kya, ha, hah!
Smeargle: ... Name's Smeargle, Falco~ -giggles and writes it all down- I'll be back in a second~ Hehe! -rushes off to the kitchen-
Fox: *looks at Porky. 'Why do all these adults make advances on the children here? It's kinda disturbing*
Jeff: I DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND and give those back!
Ray: and the scones are done now
Pichu: *takes a bite of her cheesecake* Mmm...
Fox: *Our headmaster must have some issues with his hiring practices. shakes head*
Falco: Riiight, I'll try 'n remember it.
Porky: Kya, ha, hah! *plays around with Jeff some more* Someone just thought something very nasty about me.
Olimar: Why do you assume any time someone is close to another that it's...well more than friendship Minch!?
Meowth: *slumps down* So I'm guessing you haven't seen her around school then?
Midna: *conflicted with the events at Jeff's table* ..... *zips over to get the scones for Bottles* Thanks!
Porky: Hey, Ollie. Do be quiet. This is between me and Jeff.
Pichu: Mmm? Smeargle? No, not really.
Kirby: Poyo~! *takes two scones* Thank you~ *goes back and goes to Meowth* Here you go poyo~ *hands them to Meowth*
Porky: I can safely say that you have zero knowledge of our past together.
Smeargle: Hey guys~ -reads from her awful at times handwriting- We need, three vanilla scones, a cheesecake, an espresso, uhm… and a large coffee with cream~ -takes a breath-
Peach: Phew! It's a good thing I made all those cheesecakes in advance!
Jeff: *makes helpless grabs for the glasses. Or in their general direction anyway.*
Fox: *leans chair back a little more.*
Louie: *is frosting the recently made donuts*
Meowth: Thanks! *takes them gingerly from Kirby and starts to nibble on them* So have you seen over pokemon then, Pichu?
Peach: ~starts making some more~
Midna: *quickly takes the scones over to Bottles* Here they are.
Ray: *works on that espresso*
Porky: *wears Jeff's glasses* Wow, you have bad eyesight! Jeez, why didn't I just aim for your glasses that time? I gotta remember this.
Pichu: My cousin Pikachu, Mudkip, Mewtwo *blushes a little after saying his name*, Torchic...my roommate is Chansey. That's all I can name off the bat, really.
Kirby: *goes over to Fox* Hello poyo~ Have you gotten to order already poyo? *tilts head*
Olimar: *To Bottles* How sweet about your kid, my daughter isn't very close to me but my son really looks up to me. One time back on Hocotate I let him ride in my spaceship at the time.
Fox: *ear flicks* oh hey! *sits normally* Just a soda please.
Jeff: Maybe I should just get contacts then. Look, I know you idolize me and want to be like me and every way, but glasses just aren't for you.
Kirby: Okay poyo! *goes to the kitchen* One order for a soda poyo~
Meowth: I see... *doesn't notice the blush* I met Smeargle, you, and I thin Rayquaza. I don't think I really want to meet anyone else, though.
Peach: ~takes a break from cheesecake making to pour some soda~ There ya go!
Porky: Oh, you are most certainly right. *throws glasses at a random direction* Why do I need this?
Ray: *espresso* Who's got the espresso order?
Kirby: *takes the soda* Thank you poyo~ *goes back out and returns to Fox's table* A soda, poyo~ *places it on the table*
Jeff: *grumbles and goes back to sipping at his coffee.*
Fox: Thank you ah...Kirby was it? *takes a sip*
Olimar: I can have one? Thank you Bottles! *Takes a scone*
Midna: *catchesJeff's glasses with her shiny hair!hand*
Leon: *fidgets thumbs, unable to start a conversation*
Pichu: You sure? I mean, it could be fun... I'm trying to get some other kids together and go to the arcade. You should come. It'll be fun!
Kirby: Yes, I'm Kirby , poyo~ *smiles*
Fox: *flips a quarter to Kirby* Here ya go *sips*
Porky: Ah, you're so fun to play around with, Jeffy~ I don't know what I would've done if you weren't here!
Falco: So uh... *taps foot on the floor*
b>Smeargle: I did! -grins and takes it, along with getting the coffee poured, and grabs the rest of the order- Thanks Ray~ -giggles and takes her sweet time getting back, NOT wanting to trip-
Bottles: *to Olimar* Of course! I adore vanilla bean scones... or scones of any kind. They're pretty delicious. My wife and I used to make them homemade together!
Louie: *has more donuts* Hey, we're almost done. *starts frosting them*
Kirby: *catches the quarter* Poyo! *looks at the quarter* Poyo?
Fox: It's a tip! *sips and leans back again on the chair*
Ray: ///she's so cute///
Jeff: Yeah, yeah... What are your plans once you get your revenge on us, anyway? Since it seems to have been your only motivation for the past... however long you said you've been time-traveling. Your whole drive will be gone.
Kirby: Tip… Ooh, thank you poyo! *happily puts it in his pocket before hopping away*
Midna: *floats around to make sure there isn't anyone out on the floor that needs something*
Leon: ............ That seminar was really active yesterday!
Olimar: *To Bottles* I wish my wife would have made more things for me. She doesn't like me eating too many sweets.
Meowth: I dunno. They all are pretty darn annoying. But I guess I wouldn't mind going to the arcade. That sounds like fun. I guess I might join ya'll, if you want.
Falco: Oh, yeah! That was kinda neat.
Fox: *Watching Kirby hop away. I hope one of the teachers doesn't make an advance on him one day -_-*
Smeargle: -returns to Leon and Falco, giggling as she sets their stuff down at the table- There you two are! Hehe, sorry for the wait. -scratches the back of her head-
Pichu: Cool! Well, um...just let me know.
Kirby: *stands on the side, looking for anyone who needs to order or anything*
Leon: Ah! Thank you! *takes the coffee for a sip*
Porky: Ah, revenge is only step one! I actually have a goal, believe it or not. But... You don't have to know what my grand scheme is yet~
Peach: ~three cheesecakes in the oven~ Peachy~
Porky: You wouldn't understand.
Falco: Huh? S'alright! Thanks. *smile*
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Midna: *not seeing anyone who needs anything*
Jeff: Well, it can't be anything good.
Fox: *Hearing Falco. Wow you're being real dorky. And you blame me for being a dweeb.*
Jeff: *needs glasses 3_3*
Pichu: It'll be a lot of fun. I'm sure that you'll enjoy yourself.
Meowth: Okay then. *continues nibbling on his scones* Urgh, I can't believe I forgot to request for something to drink.
Smeargle: -nods- You're both very welcome~ Enjoy~ X3
Leon: ... why am I drinking sweetened coffee?
Porky: You're so closed-minded, Jeffy~ That's why you always make me laugh so hard~
Olimar: That could be so, Bottles. Yeah ,I have too much of a sweet tooth. She gets on me for it all the time. Though lately she hasn't been nagging me. It's almost worrying.
Falco: *picks up a scone and starts nibbling on it*
Smeargle: ......You're the one who ordered it, Mr. P~
Falcon: *Enters on crutches. He's a mess.*
Ray: *pokes head out of kitchen* You can chill back here if you're free, Midna.
Louie: ...I-I think I'm feeling a little hungry...must resist it this time...
Pichu: *waves for Kirby* Pinky!
Olimar: I should get back to the register. Nice talking with you Bottles!
Kirby: *notices Pichu's waving* Poyoyo~ *hops over to Pichu* Yes, poyo?
Falcon: *Takes the nearest available seat. He barely bothers to look around*
Midna: *grins at Ray* I'll be back in a moment then.
Falco: ... 'Cause you're drinking sweetened coffee? *sips espresso*
Leon: It's pretty good! *puts the coffee down and gets a forkful of cheesecake, eating well-manneredly*
Leon: Maybe!
Olimar: *gets back to his spot at the register to suddenly notice a badly-injured Falcon*