Questions that will remain unanswered for the night (and quite possibly forever):

1) How do you describe green to someone who has never seen color?

2) If I ate half a pizza hot pocket and half a chicken sandwich, would it satiate my need for a chicken parmesan sub?

LMFAO

I was bored and I was on facebook joining fanpages cuz it's what I do.

I posted this on twitter: Justin Bieber hate pages on facebook are some of the funniest things I have ever seen. Cannot. Stop. Joining.

Got this back: StephxxbbzxxJB @ smartyshortie OMG!seriously annoying now just stop it ok actually bugging me now wtf has jb ( Read more... )

I have two pairs of fuzzy socks. I could only find one of each so I decided to mismatch just because I can. I gave up searching and have been doing this for a couple weeks now. I just looked over and saw the missing ones seated beside each other on my bed. I think somehow I just keep switching the mismatched pairs without realizing ( Read more... )

...I think I met the most epic stranger ever. This is why I use omegle.
It's long and it stops abruptly because he had to go but OMG it's seriously amazing if you're bored and wanna read something XD

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Ok so I didn't get a Heathinz picture. But...it wouldn't have fit anyway.

So yeah...my new background:


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I was on MLIA and I was reading a story about someone typing in "what would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other" to Google and hitting "I'm feeling lucky" so I did it.

I got this:

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/9g8cr/what_would_happen_if_i_hired_two_private/

If you scroll down a little, there's a joke:

"The ( Read more... )

Today, I went to dinner with Katie and noticed something truly amazing.


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I blame not_from_stars  for this post and getting me addicted to this thing:

http://generators.pale-shadows.net/index.html

I won't subject you to the complete torture of the ones I found interesting so here are my tops:

Best:

• Mandy Webster / David Phillips / on the phone (GEEK LOVE!)

Just plain weird:

• Chris Cavaliere / Greg Sanders / between a rock and a hard place ( Read more... )

My muse is a little bitch.

With control issues.

That's all.

*CRIES* TWEENS ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD!

http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2010/01/full-list-of-peoples-choice-awards-2010-winners/

The People's Choice Awards have turned into the Teen Choice Awards. GTFO you stupid little whiny tween bitches. Go back to Nickelodeon.

They already stole MTV. Now this? There is no hope.