On Friday night, Shawna and I had our extremely hetero date night. We went to sushi, yogurtland, and a movie… and outside the theater was one of those guys giving out screening passes. Shawna tried to get me to decline, and I was headed for the ticket booth when the guy said these fateful words “new zombie movie”. Of COURSE I went back, of COURSE I ( Read more... )

Children. Vicious Beasts.

I mean, I like kids, I’ve ALWAYS liked kids.

I just don’t really like these kids.  I wouldn’t have taken this job if I’d known something like this would happen.  Location, location, location.  I thought working at a kid’s museum was a dream job. Looking around now, the only dreamy thing about it is the flat roof, ( Read more... )

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