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We notice this money verification tool at a cash register. Basically it helps you look for that little strip embedded in the money. I'm wondering out loud, "Can't you just hold it up to the light?" Jay points out, "But this tool also has that um...y'know...microscopic...." "You mean MAGNIFYing glass?" I punch him jokingly in the shoulder.
I get rudely awaken in the middle of the night by Jay poking me roughly in the shoulder...three separate times. Each time, I'd wake up and think "what the hell?" but he doesn't say anything. The last time, I got fed up (couldn't talk) and tiredly poked him back, without understanding why, before I passed out again. Finally he pokes me again, and I'm fully awake. Then I realize, "oh, have I been snoring?" "Yes!" "oh, sorry about that" I roll to my side. "Yeah you BETTER be!"
In the middle of the night, I'm in a hazy wake stage. He farts BWOOT!! Without moving, I say, "I heard that." He starts giggling.
One morning, he says he farted last night, a really loud one. I tell him I didn't hear. He says every time he farts, he'll shoot me a suspicious look, like "did she hear that?" Then he gets up to go to the bathroom, and as soon as he closes the door, there's a LOUD explosive sound. He opens the door to laugh with me.
Added:
Random nice bites.
One time he pokes a finger into my ear, which I don't like. I grab his finger with my fist so hard, it slightly bends the opposite way, and I effectively crack it. POP!
He imitates the Emperor's voice from Star Wars:
"Something something something...DARKSIDE.
Something something something...com-plete".
I get rudely awaken in the middle of the night by Jay poking me roughly in the shoulder...three separate times. Each time, I'd wake up and think "what the hell?" but he doesn't say anything. The last time, I got fed up (couldn't talk) and tiredly poked him back, without understanding why, before I passed out again. Finally he pokes me again, and I'm fully awake. Then I realize, "oh, have I been snoring?" "Yes!" "oh, sorry about that" I roll to my side. "Yeah you BETTER be!"
In the middle of the night, I'm in a hazy wake stage. He farts BWOOT!! Without moving, I say, "I heard that." He starts giggling.
One morning, he says he farted last night, a really loud one. I tell him I didn't hear. He says every time he farts, he'll shoot me a suspicious look, like "did she hear that?" Then he gets up to go to the bathroom, and as soon as he closes the door, there's a LOUD explosive sound. He opens the door to laugh with me.
Added:
Random nice bites.
One time he pokes a finger into my ear, which I don't like. I grab his finger with my fist so hard, it slightly bends the opposite way, and I effectively crack it. POP!
He imitates the Emperor's voice from Star Wars:
"Something something something...DARKSIDE.
Something something something...com-plete".