VAMPIRE HOTNESS!!
So, something has finally inspired me enough to post a new LJ entry. I think I've found my new favorite show. Sure, I love "Invader Zim" and "South Park" and all that but this show has something that those shows will never have. That's right folks. I'm talking about Vampire Hotness!!!!!
"Mad,Mad,House" on the Sci-Fi network is the best show in the world. Sure, i hate reality shows as much as the next person, but,i have made an exception for this one. For those of you who don't know the premise of the show, allow me to break it down for y'all.
There are 10 contestants, or "guests". They all live in a beautiful house and are competing against each other for $100,000. Now your probably asking your self "Isn't that the plot of every other reality show?" Well, your half right. There's a twist to it. They share the house with 5 "Alts". The Alts are the greatest. And they are...
Alt#1: Art- the modern primitive. His name says it all. His body is covered in beautiful tribal tattoos and piercings (including two HUGE ass plugs in his ears)Like I said, his body art is beautiful. He does it because it symbolizes something. It's his form of expression. Unlike some people who just do it for fun. He ROCKS! Did i fail to mention he hangs from the ceiling...in his back?
Alt#2: Avocado- The Naturist. First of all,his name is Avocado. THAT'S fuckin sweet.He is completely in tune with nature. He walks around with no clothes on and only eats raw food (i.e. fruits and veggies). He actually said in the last episode "If god intended us to be naked we would have been born that way" Definetly something to think about. It's an interesting (and healthy) way to live your life.
Alt#3:Fiona-The Witch. Fiona Horne is a beautiful, blonde, practicing wiccan from Austrailia. SHe is quite well known in the wiccan community. I've always been intrigues by Wicca. I guess growing up 20 minutes away from Salem made me kinda curious. Maybe one day, I'll actualy start studying it soon. Fiona is now on my list of coolesy women in the world.
Alt#4:Ta'Shia-The Voodoo Priestess. HOW FUCKIN KEWL IS THAT? WHAT ELSE DO I HAVE TO SAY? She can control & communicate with voodoo spirits. More power to her. I love her!
And last but certainly not least..
Alt#5: Don- the(gasp)vampire. SOO HOTTT!!!!!!!He Sleeps in a coffin! He has pale blue eyes(obviously contact)!! he has the most AMAZING long black hait! He has pointy teeth and long slender fingers! He wears alot of red (Hey Jess, think he's trying to be Marius? Not a problem!!) He even growls!! I mean ACTUALLY growls. It is my ultimate fantasy...realized. The Vampire LeStat. Up until Don, Jonathan Davis was the closest thing.
So, anyways, back to the plot of the show. Don't worry, kids, we'll get back to the hot vampire soon. So the 10 guests not only have to compete against each other, but they have to compete against their fears of the extraordinary. every night they experience a ritual with each of the "Alts" They also participate in immunity challenge game type thing(that's the blonde thing shining through there). The person, who wins the challenge is automatically immune beingsent home. Then the ALts vote on who gets sent home. And they have a whole ritual when they send people home. Its kewlness.
Yeah, i'm completely in love with Don the Vampire. Im going to make him my AIM icon soon so if you cant catch the show to see him, you can see icon and adore the hotness that is Don.
Well, considering the fact that i've been trying to post this for, like, 3 days now i can't remember what else i needed to express to people via live journal.
SO until next time kids
"Mad,Mad,House" on the Sci-Fi network is the best show in the world. Sure, i hate reality shows as much as the next person, but,i have made an exception for this one. For those of you who don't know the premise of the show, allow me to break it down for y'all.
There are 10 contestants, or "guests". They all live in a beautiful house and are competing against each other for $100,000. Now your probably asking your self "Isn't that the plot of every other reality show?" Well, your half right. There's a twist to it. They share the house with 5 "Alts". The Alts are the greatest. And they are...
Alt#1: Art- the modern primitive. His name says it all. His body is covered in beautiful tribal tattoos and piercings (including two HUGE ass plugs in his ears)Like I said, his body art is beautiful. He does it because it symbolizes something. It's his form of expression. Unlike some people who just do it for fun. He ROCKS! Did i fail to mention he hangs from the ceiling...in his back?
Alt#2: Avocado- The Naturist. First of all,his name is Avocado. THAT'S fuckin sweet.He is completely in tune with nature. He walks around with no clothes on and only eats raw food (i.e. fruits and veggies). He actually said in the last episode "If god intended us to be naked we would have been born that way" Definetly something to think about. It's an interesting (and healthy) way to live your life.
Alt#3:Fiona-The Witch. Fiona Horne is a beautiful, blonde, practicing wiccan from Austrailia. SHe is quite well known in the wiccan community. I've always been intrigues by Wicca. I guess growing up 20 minutes away from Salem made me kinda curious. Maybe one day, I'll actualy start studying it soon. Fiona is now on my list of coolesy women in the world.
Alt#4:Ta'Shia-The Voodoo Priestess. HOW FUCKIN KEWL IS THAT? WHAT ELSE DO I HAVE TO SAY? She can control & communicate with voodoo spirits. More power to her. I love her!
And last but certainly not least..
Alt#5: Don- the(gasp)vampire. SOO HOTTT!!!!!!!He Sleeps in a coffin! He has pale blue eyes(obviously contact)!! he has the most AMAZING long black hait! He has pointy teeth and long slender fingers! He wears alot of red (Hey Jess, think he's trying to be Marius? Not a problem!!) He even growls!! I mean ACTUALLY growls. It is my ultimate fantasy...realized. The Vampire LeStat. Up until Don, Jonathan Davis was the closest thing.
So, anyways, back to the plot of the show. Don't worry, kids, we'll get back to the hot vampire soon. So the 10 guests not only have to compete against each other, but they have to compete against their fears of the extraordinary. every night they experience a ritual with each of the "Alts" They also participate in immunity challenge game type thing(that's the blonde thing shining through there). The person, who wins the challenge is automatically immune beingsent home. Then the ALts vote on who gets sent home. And they have a whole ritual when they send people home. Its kewlness.
Yeah, i'm completely in love with Don the Vampire. Im going to make him my AIM icon soon so if you cant catch the show to see him, you can see icon and adore the hotness that is Don.
Well, considering the fact that i've been trying to post this for, like, 3 days now i can't remember what else i needed to express to people via live journal.
SO until next time kids