Make the Yule-tide GAY...
My historic apartment building is hosting a holiday door decorating contest. It's pretty much just a lame attempt to spread some yule-tide cheer while spiffing up our slumhouse. The winner gets a $100 bucks. So after dashing out to the store and spending $99 bucks on craft supplies I am destined to win. Unless ofcourse one of the 989+ someodd gay interior decorator/hairdresser tenants does me in with one of their homoerotic nativity scenes. If I were living in a hetero district, I'd totally win cause I'm the biggest baddest nonprisoner Martha Stewart of all.
I am usually not this competitive, but I just have to win or I'll just die. Or I'll just kill the winner maybe. Yeah vote for the girl in #13 or die.
I am usually not this competitive, but I just have to win or I'll just die. Or I'll just kill the winner maybe. Yeah vote for the girl in #13 or die.