First real update in a year and a half or so.

For anyone who doesn't already know (mostly old wtf friends, I guess) my girlfriend is jelloisfun. She is wicked awesome to the extent that I pretty much always want to grab her bottom even if she isn't into it and threatens me with serious repercussions. I hope I don't like her just because she reminds me of ( Read more... )

LOL I'M HELLA GAY

HERRO MY NAME IS TOM

i do not update my livejournal ever. i do, however, leave my account logged in, so that my perfect and wonderful girlfriend can post in it while i sit three feet away eating soup.

ALSO I SUCK COCKS

ALSO ALSO I SUCK A LOT OF COCKS.

I feel weird swallowing bubble gum flavored jellybelly beans instead of just chewing them forever ( Read more... )

Happy turkey day, folks ( Read more... )

I really wish that I could just go to sleep every night like a normal person. Lately my sleep patterns have been even more erratic than usual. In fact, it's a big stretch to refer to them as 'patterns' at all; sometimes I don't fall asleep until 10am, other nights I pass out at 8pm and wake up at 3, sometimes I don't sleep all night and then take ( Read more... )

My flatmate Trevor and I were watching Jeopardy! tonight when this answer came up: "About 10 inches long, it passes through the neck and goes past the heart, through the diaphragm and into the stomach."

Me: "The esophagus"
Trevor: "What is my dick?"

I don't know whether everyone already knows about this site, or even if anyone cares, but I didn't and do, so I figured I would pass it on to any of you who might be interested.

Librivox.org is a site dedicated to making free audiobooks out of all books in the public domain. There's tons of content for you to delight your eardrums and ( Read more... )

I made up some ( limericks )

I stuck my head into my roommates room yesterday, and was talking with him when I noticed that the final Harry Potter book was sitting on the dresser behind him. I'm sure he noticed the change in my expression when I saw it, the same transformation that probably happens every time I see a book that I suspect is good that I haven't yet read - from ( Read more... )