THE MANIAC MONKEY DOCTOR I LIVE WITH HAS BEEN TALKING ABOUT A NEW TYPE OF SURGERY. I FOUND HIS PLANS ONLINE. HE'S A FUCKING DISGRACE! HE'S GOING TO BE ARRESTED AND PUT IN JAIL AND WHO IS GOING TO FEED THE SLUG AND PAY FOR THE APARTMENT? THE GIRL MONKEY? SHE'S GOING BACK TO SCHOOL! WHAT THE FUCK AM I GOING TO DO WITH OWNERS LIKE THIS!?