PSYCHO DOCTOR
ONE OF THE MONKEYS I LIVE WITH CLAIMS TO BE A DOCTOR BUT HE'S REALLY A FRAUD AND PRACTICES ILLEGALLY. HE HAS PEOPLE COME IN AND CHARGES THEM $50 PER VISTOT. THIS HUMAN DOCTOR HAS A FATALITY RATE FOR HIS PATIENTS GREATER THAN 50%. THESE MORONS COME IN THINKING IT'S A CHEAP DOCTORS VISIT BUT MORE THAN HALF DIE IN THE OFFICE. THE MONKEY DOCTOR I LIVE WITH SHOULD HAVE MALPRACTICE AGAINST HIM.
HE HAS ONE OF THESE HORRIBLE ANIMALS WORKING AS HIS NURSE: http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gorilla
WHEN I GO TO VISIT MY OWNER I SEE THIS MONSTER THERE. SOMETIMES WHEN THE PATIENTS GET PISSED FOR THE CRAPPY WORK THE DOCTOR DOES, THE ANIMAL GOES NUTS AND TEARS THE ARMS OFF THE ANGRY PATIENTS. IT IS EXTREMELY VIOLENT BUT FOR THE MOST PART LEAVES ME ALONE. I COULD KILL IT.
ONE PATIENT CAME IN RECENTLY WANTING "WEIGHT-LOSS SURGERY" AND HE LEFT WEIGHING ONLY 5LBS. DUMB FUCKING HUMAN. HE LOOKED LIKE A SICK, SKINNY SKELTON: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Skelett-Mensch-drawing.jpg DUMB MOTHERFUCKER, YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING WITH YOUR LIFE NOW YOU WASTED IT. YOU GOT YOUR PENIS CUT OFF AND WORSE THAN THAT EVEN, YOU'RE DEAD NOW. ALSO, THE MONKEY DOCTOR GOT YOUR $50.
I LIVE WITH SOME WEIRDOS.
HE HAS ONE OF THESE HORRIBLE ANIMALS WORKING AS HIS NURSE: http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gorilla
WHEN I GO TO VISIT MY OWNER I SEE THIS MONSTER THERE. SOMETIMES WHEN THE PATIENTS GET PISSED FOR THE CRAPPY WORK THE DOCTOR DOES, THE ANIMAL GOES NUTS AND TEARS THE ARMS OFF THE ANGRY PATIENTS. IT IS EXTREMELY VIOLENT BUT FOR THE MOST PART LEAVES ME ALONE. I COULD KILL IT.
ONE PATIENT CAME IN RECENTLY WANTING "WEIGHT-LOSS SURGERY" AND HE LEFT WEIGHING ONLY 5LBS. DUMB FUCKING HUMAN. HE LOOKED LIKE A SICK, SKINNY SKELTON: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Skelett-Mensch-drawing.jpg DUMB MOTHERFUCKER, YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING WITH YOUR LIFE NOW YOU WASTED IT. YOU GOT YOUR PENIS CUT OFF AND WORSE THAN THAT EVEN, YOU'RE DEAD NOW. ALSO, THE MONKEY DOCTOR GOT YOUR $50.
I LIVE WITH SOME WEIRDOS.