Apr 08, 2006 01:52
Good news! My next book has recently been sent out for publication, and will be out on store shelves this summer! I suggest anyone who loves good literature, or getting turned on, to read it. Yes. I am so awesome.
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Icha Icha Paradise #23
Rygar 411--
--a rundown tenement in a neighborhood that society forgot. A place where the dregs of society go to escape subjugation from expectant families, delinquent loans, or even worse. Their daily struggle will endear the reader to the plight of their existance, and why their only release from the day to day treacheries of the world is...
Furious banging.
Yes. All of the angst, rage, and resentment towards the world is channeled into fucking like animals. The building itself becomes a beacon for sexual repression, now unleashed, and it threatens to engulf everything around it! But, I ask you, is that SO BAD?
Watch conflict erupt as two big-breasted blondes go at it at foxy boxing, with only one winner--THE READER. See an ass-backwards retard with a heart of gold try to win the heart of the mouthy little pixy of the building, while learning a valuable lesson of SPIRIT from the dashingly handsome, yet mysterious fisherman! Read until the very last page, with the stunning climax that you won't believe! It involves fucking like jackrabbits!
SEX. LIES. BETRAYAL. ACCIDENTAL BLOWJOBS. ALL THIS AND MORE IN...
ICHA ICHA PARADISE #23 *EXPLOSION NOISE KAPOW*