Title: Elves Don't Sparkle
Fandom: Twilight/LotR. One day I might even be able to write a crossover of these two fandoms seriously.
Rating: PG
Word Count: 658
Pairing/Character: Random Startled Elf, Isabella Swan, Edward Cullen
Warnings: General weirdness. Abuse of both canons.
Summary: You know, Earth was less weird when there was a "Middle" in ( Read more... )