becoming friends with your employer

Mar 19, 2007 08:11

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citizenhoze March 20 2007, 00:38:18 UTC
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In California, at least, drop a dresser on yourself and scream "DWC-1" (the Workers' Compensation claim form). This will cause your employer to retaliate against you and probably force you into termination. What the employer doesn't realize is that you will likely get stressed the fuck out and actually pursue your claim after he doesn't offer you proper medical care for your bulging cervical discs. You will consult with a medical professional. You will inform of your now fully-developed depression and anxiety which is causing you to have stress-related headaches, neck/shoulder/back muscle tension/pain, hair loss and any other number of medical symptoms. He will refer to a psychiatrist who, like the other physician, treat you on a lien basis, which is basically billing the employer for your medical care and, if you are telling the truth, will probably, maybe get you 2/3 of your paycheck in a few months. However, you will also very likely be tied up in some type of litigation for the next ten or so years while the state attempts to settle your liens. This may end up costing you more than you ever planned to spend and fuck you in the ass in the end.

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