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[slobberymongrel]

A nursery rhyme for my sweet ickle baby brother Regulus.

I hate him and he hates me
We're a pureblood family

Learned to hex when we were three,
[and that incestual's the way to be]

I hate him and he hates me
We're a pureblood family

The prettiest lot you'll ever see
[chasing muggles up a tree]

I hate him and he hates me
We're a pureblood family

Chattering politely, eating brie
[after poisoning eachother's tea]

I hate him and he hates me
We're a pureblood family

Never filled with more glee
[than when tossing halfbloods in the sea]

I hate him and he hates me
We're a pureblood family

The one thing upon we can agree
is that I hate him and he hates me

We're a pureblood family!

FIN!!

Not to Be Sung to Toddlers
Who Arent Evil Little Bastards,
The Honorable,
S. Black