A very long update.

[slobberymongrel]

It's been brought to my attention that there's some sort of ridiculous wide-spread novel-writing disease called "Nannyreenoo." Does it work like b-rated muggle horror film zombies, then? If you kill the Nanny that started it, will the mystery-novel writting, cardigan knitting elderly converts all die off?

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[tapestryblaster]

AND WHERE, O MOST UNGRATEFUL SHAME OF MY FLESH, BLOOD, AND EVER-FRUITFUL WOMB, IS THE CHAPTER DEDICATED SOLELY TO YOUR EXCELLENT PUREBLOOD UPBRINGING?!?!?!

[slobberymongrel]

Euughghgh. Do you have to tiiype "fruitful womb" at me?

And its right here, you blind old bag;
CHP 2: Son of a Bitch
In which our hero scars several governesses for life because my mummy doesnt love me and it causes me to Act Out.
CHP 3: Incest- Dont try it at home
In which the other, less important, less handsome Black brother features.

[tapestryblaster]

FRUITFUL WOMB

TWO CHAPTERS??? TWO?!?! FOOOOOOOL!!!!!! INFIDEL!!!!!! SHAME!!!!!! SCUM!!!!!

[slobberymongrel]

FUCK YOUUUU AGHHH.

WHAT? WHAT? SHOULD I PUT ANOTHER CHAPTER IN, MOTHER? SHOULD I PUT A CHAPTER ABOUT YOUR HAIRPIECE IN, MOTHER? SHOULD I?

[tapestryblaster]

OH MY!!! SUCH INCESTUOUS THOUGHTS, SIRIUS!! TSK TSK!!!!

MY HAIRPIECE?? DON'T BE A RIDICULOUS BUFFOON!!!! WHERE IS YOUR BLACK PRIDE?!?! OH, SUCH A SHAMEFUL BEAST!!!

[slobberymongrel]

KJFNGKJGNJK DKJLNJKSDKJD SAKIAKSJ KJ WRONG SON, YOU FUCKING TROLL!!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHERE IS MY BLACK PRIDE?! WHY SHOULD I BE PROUD OF WHALEBONE CORSETS AND DEAD ELF HEADS?!!

[tapestryblaster]

OH, DON'T EVEN BOTHER ATTEMPTING TO HIDE IT!!! I KNOW YOU DESIRE THE SUPPLE FLESH OF THE ONE WHO BORE YOU, BUT DO EXERCISE SOME SELF-RESTRAINT!!!

BECAUSE WE ARE THE PUREST OF THE PUREBLOODS, THE GREATEST WIZARDING FAMILY TO EVER COME INTO EXISTENCE!! DID YOUR FATHER NOT DO A SUFFICIENT JOB OF BEATING OUR HISTORY INTO YOUR FOOLISH, THICK HEAD?!?!

[slobberymongrel]

,MJNJAA UGUGGHA AJSK DIVE JUST THROWN UPJNDKJ DJKJ

HITTING SOMEONE OVER THE HEAD WITH THE BOOKS OF OUR FAMILY HISTORY ISNT EDUCATION, ITS CHILD ABUSE!!

[tapestryblaster]

IT IS SIMPLY NOT MEANT TO BE!!! YOU MUST LIVE WITH THE KNOWLEDGE THAT YOU SHALL NEVER TASTE THE SWEET HONEY OF MY LIPS!!!

HE HAD GOOD REASON, IF I RECALL CORRECTLY!!! "TOUJOURS PUR" SOUNDS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING LIKE "TO JUICE POO"!!!!

[slobberymongrel]

OH GODRIC'S BALLSACK SHUT UP, YOU HAVE NO SWEET HONEY, ONLY STINGERS IN PRIVATE PLACES, KJHKFJFKF

FOUR YEAR OLDS ARE NOT ADEPT AT FRENCH!!!

[tapestryblaster]

WHERE THERE ARE BEES, MY DEAR BLOOD TRAITOR, THERE MUST BE HONEY!! WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO PROVE IT TO YOU???

REGULUS WAS!!!

[slobberymongrel]

ARE YOU COMING ON TO ME??!!!

REGULUS IS A PRICK!!!

[tapestryblaster]

I SHOULD RATHER DIE, YOU COMPLETE NITWIT!!!

HOW DARE YOU!!! REGULUS IS MY PERFECT ANGEL!!!!!

[slobberymongrel]

YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD!!

KNFDKNDF SDKJNJLKJSDNGSD ASDLKMDALKS ASKJDNJKA HIS PATRONUS IS A LION!! HE WANTS TO SHAG ME COMPLETELY STUPID!!! HE THINKS CRAVATS ARE TIRED!!!

[tapestryblaster]

SCUM!!! BITING HOWLERS FOR YOU!!! BITING HOWLERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WELL AT LEAST HE IS JUSTIFIED IN ONE OF THE THREE POINTS!!!!!!

[slobberymongrel]

YOU THINK ITS OKAY THAT REGULUS WANTS TO SHAG ME??!!?