A very long update.

[slobberymongrel]

It's been brought to my attention that there's some sort of ridiculous wide-spread novel-writing disease called "Nannyreenoo." Does it work like b-rated muggle horror film zombies, then? If you kill the Nanny that started it, will the mystery-novel writting, cardigan knitting elderly converts all die off?

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[prosnogger]

CHP 30: The Mating Habits of Werewolves
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Sirius. Honestly.

[slobberymongrel]

KJNFKJNFKJNSD MAYBDJKFG MAYBE I WAS TALKING ABOUT BOOK RESEARCH.

[prosnogger]

OR MAYBE YOU WERE NOT TALKING ABOUT BOOK RESEARCH.

LSDJKF WHY DO YOU NEED SIX CHAPTERS???!? IT'S LIKE YOU'RE NOT EVEN TRYING!!!

[slobberymongrel]

WE DONT NEED TO TRY, ITS NATURAL, WHEN A MAN AND ANOTHER MAN REALLY LOVE EACHOTHER AND FIND EACHOTHER SEXUALLY, AH, STIMULATING, AHHHHH??

[prosnogger]

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THAT IS REALLY, SERIOUSLY, DEFINITELY NOT WHAT I MEANT!!!!!

[slobberymongrel]

jnjkNLKJNFKJNKJGHND KDKFK DFJSHFKJDFNSKJD ITS PERFECTLY NATURAL!! NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED ABOUT!! I MEAN WE'RE NOT TWENTY ANYMORE BUT YOUR FATHER'S HIPS HAVENT GIVEN UP ON HIM YET AHAHAH DGKJGJK???

[prosnogger]

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OH. MY. LSKDFJKLSDJF LSDKJF LSDKJ FKLSDJFLSKDJF

SIRIUS!!!!! SDFKLJDSFKLJDSKLF

[slobberymongrel]

JBNKJDNKDNDF GDKLKJGNKDJLGNDKSLK SKJSJ SJMSHJJKASILAS SKDJGBKJDHJSD KXDJHJD K,JSIILJ SD KSNDNKJDFK TEDDY??

[prosnogger]

PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT ANYTHING HAVING TO DO WITH YOURS OR DAD'S MIDAREA SDLFJKSDLFJKLSDKFJKLSDJF

[slobberymongrel]

UHM. UHM. ALRIGHT, WHEN YOU MEAN MID-AREA YOU MEAN, UH, LIKE. ER. NAUGHTY BITS AND THINGS, RIGHT??

[prosnogger]

WHAT ELSE IS THERE?!?!?!?!? LSKDJFKLSDFJ

[slobberymongrel]

WELL HIPS ARENT NAUGHTY!! THEY JUST HAPPEN TO BE A PART OF THE WHOLE THRUSTING BUISNESS!!

[prosnogger]

LSDKJFLSKDJF SDKLJF LSDKFJ SIRIUS!! YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT IT AGAIN!!!

[slobberymongrel]

TALKING ABOUT WHAT!!??

[prosnogger]

ABOUT WHAT YOU SHOULDN'T BE TALKING ABOUT BECAUSE HE'S MY FATHER AND YOU ARE MY STEP-FATHER AND ALL IN ALL, IT'S GENERALLY QUITE TMI!!!!

[slobberymongrel]

Oh.

Well you could have just said instead of being this big ridiculous plonker.