"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
-Douglas Adams, English humorist & science fiction novelist (1952 - 2001)

"Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."
-Drew Carey

"The whole world is drunk and we're just the cocktail of the moment. Someday soon, the world will wake up, down two aspirin with a glass of tomato juice, and wonder what the hell all the fuss was about."
--Dean Martin (1917-1995), The Rat Pack

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."
--Hunter S. Thompson (1937-2005)