Klutz much?
Boy, no wonder why I provide Bryan with some laughs.
Two days ago was not...the best day :). In class I had managed to get my pinky pinched into the three ring binder, during the lecture part, so I had to bite my lip and tongue to keep from yelling out. I now have a cut, and a blood blister from it. Ouch. I then proceeded to leave my phone in my friend's car, and accidentally left my keys in the lock of our mail box. No wonder I couldn't find them in my bag when I got home, at least Bryan was home.
Yesterday, kinda hectic.
First off, the parking lot was closed, so I had to park forever and a day away (not really, but just go with me here folks), and I'm not adjusted to the heat yet. Plus...carrying Kiernan around is not an easy task (he's 21 lbs!). Anyway, I went out to the car, went to a meeting at work, that was ok, took awhile to get it started, but glad I went so I could get some things checked off my to do list. Then went to the bookstore to pick up something for Bryan. Kiernan had just fallen asleep in the car seat, and I wanted him to keep sleeping, so I took the car seat with me...SO FREAKING HEAVY. Anyway, I go in and ask if there's an elevator to the book store. THere's not, only employees can use it. I swear, I'm not lazy, Kiernan is just really heavy! Go up the stairs, and I ask the guy for a clicker (that's what bryan told me to ask for) He looks at me like I'm nuts. Then Gets to the computer, and mumbles like crazy, fills out a form and points to two spots before I can even get a word in. SO I just assume what he said, and asked if the clickers were out, and I needed to fill out the two portions, and if he would call. He looked at me like I was stupid, well, it's not my fault if you mumble every word you say. Sheesh! So got there for...nothing :)
Went to the store, Kiernan spit up TWICE while at the store...lovely (meaning it spilled to the floor...) :) I forgot to bring a check I wanted to use, lovely. Went home, realized grocery shopping was a BAD idea...still had to park aways away. Made three trips, on two of the trips, the bags ripped open, the plastic bags that is. And cans fell out, while I'm carrying Kiernan. I say plastic, because I had forgotten our fabric ones, which were sitting right next to the door, so of course, I tripped over it, but saved myself and didn't drop Kiernan. WHEW!
I then realized I left my phone at work, and had to go back and get it, lug Kiernan back out, go to far away parking place, and go there, get it, and come back. As soon as I get back, my ear starts hurting. Lovely, swimmer's ear! YAY! I took Kiernan with me to water the garden, and somehow managed to splash mud onto his face, fortunately he didn't mind too much :)
Then this morning. Bryan needed a ride to class as was using as much time to study as possible. So I went to get the car while he was getting ready, and took Kiernan with me. I quickly slipped flip flops on and start rushing out the door. I get to about halfway to the car, before I started thinking "my left flip flop feels funny! Maybe it's coming apart...it shouldn't it's new..." You would think I would've looked down after thinking that, but nooo.. after a few more steps I looked down and see one blue flip flop (mine) and one black flip flop (Bryan's). Just as I turn around, Bryan's coming out the door holding my flip flop in the air looking for me. Man...I busted up laughing, it was SO freaking funny.
No wonder Bryan married me :)
Two days ago was not...the best day :). In class I had managed to get my pinky pinched into the three ring binder, during the lecture part, so I had to bite my lip and tongue to keep from yelling out. I now have a cut, and a blood blister from it. Ouch. I then proceeded to leave my phone in my friend's car, and accidentally left my keys in the lock of our mail box. No wonder I couldn't find them in my bag when I got home, at least Bryan was home.
Yesterday, kinda hectic.
First off, the parking lot was closed, so I had to park forever and a day away (not really, but just go with me here folks), and I'm not adjusted to the heat yet. Plus...carrying Kiernan around is not an easy task (he's 21 lbs!). Anyway, I went out to the car, went to a meeting at work, that was ok, took awhile to get it started, but glad I went so I could get some things checked off my to do list. Then went to the bookstore to pick up something for Bryan. Kiernan had just fallen asleep in the car seat, and I wanted him to keep sleeping, so I took the car seat with me...SO FREAKING HEAVY. Anyway, I go in and ask if there's an elevator to the book store. THere's not, only employees can use it. I swear, I'm not lazy, Kiernan is just really heavy! Go up the stairs, and I ask the guy for a clicker (that's what bryan told me to ask for) He looks at me like I'm nuts. Then Gets to the computer, and mumbles like crazy, fills out a form and points to two spots before I can even get a word in. SO I just assume what he said, and asked if the clickers were out, and I needed to fill out the two portions, and if he would call. He looked at me like I was stupid, well, it's not my fault if you mumble every word you say. Sheesh! So got there for...nothing :)
Went to the store, Kiernan spit up TWICE while at the store...lovely (meaning it spilled to the floor...) :) I forgot to bring a check I wanted to use, lovely. Went home, realized grocery shopping was a BAD idea...still had to park aways away. Made three trips, on two of the trips, the bags ripped open, the plastic bags that is. And cans fell out, while I'm carrying Kiernan. I say plastic, because I had forgotten our fabric ones, which were sitting right next to the door, so of course, I tripped over it, but saved myself and didn't drop Kiernan. WHEW!
I then realized I left my phone at work, and had to go back and get it, lug Kiernan back out, go to far away parking place, and go there, get it, and come back. As soon as I get back, my ear starts hurting. Lovely, swimmer's ear! YAY! I took Kiernan with me to water the garden, and somehow managed to splash mud onto his face, fortunately he didn't mind too much :)
Then this morning. Bryan needed a ride to class as was using as much time to study as possible. So I went to get the car while he was getting ready, and took Kiernan with me. I quickly slipped flip flops on and start rushing out the door. I get to about halfway to the car, before I started thinking "my left flip flop feels funny! Maybe it's coming apart...it shouldn't it's new..." You would think I would've looked down after thinking that, but nooo.. after a few more steps I looked down and see one blue flip flop (mine) and one black flip flop (Bryan's). Just as I turn around, Bryan's coming out the door holding my flip flop in the air looking for me. Man...I busted up laughing, it was SO freaking funny.
No wonder Bryan married me :)