Why do so many of my friends lack ears but have enormous mouths? Why do said mouths form more articulately than other words, pronouns such as 'me' and 'myself'? Why are the most interesting, pretty, smart and funny girls always from Munich, Germany? Why am I still awake at almost 1:00am knowing full well I have to get up at 7:00am? Why haven't I
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