Hollywood is full of self-important douchebags

[sleestak]

State's Evidence #1 - Discussing Jon Stewart's controversial Academy Awards hosting gig:

Oscar pundit Tom O'Neil calls him "hopelessly miscast," saying Stewart's anti-establishment sensibility was likely to backfire the way comedians Chris Rock and David Letterman were widely perceived as having flopped during their turns as host

Comments

[blaireliza]

You mean people are bitching about Jon Stewart hosting the Oscars? I swear, those right-wingers need to get a life! Heh...

Yeah, this has been a weird week in celebrity gossip! No wonder I often wish they'd just drop off the face of the earth!

Hollywood / Jon Stewart

[blaireliza]

This big event is losing it's attraction
to more and more across the country.Actors and solid movies we flocked to,are not there anymore,it's
replaced with quote's of their personel
views and expressed out loud,because there movie stars,no one is listening.
Hollywood's only interest that box
office ticket sales return.
Installing Jon Stewart is yet another
nail in the box.
The stars of so called Hollywood,are not
seen stepping on their lips on t.v.

Re: Hollywood / Jon Stewart

[sleestak]

And thank you for that little bit of free verse.

replaced with quote's of their personel
views and expressed out loud,because there movie stars,no one is listening.

To be fair, it is awfully hard to find good help these days. Perhaps the difficulty in building a reliable staff is something we all need to pay attention to. If George Clooney wants to use his 1 minute on the podium to solicit resumes for a personal assistant, I think that's his right.

[sleestak]

Hee, your first statement is stellar considering the anonymous comment posted below.

Yeah, I didn't even mention some of the stuff the blogs talked about this week (Jessica Alba vs. Playboy, Whitney Houston's rumored pregnancy!) It seemed unusually crazy, for some reason.

[commieprincess]

I was *really* hoping that the picture of "what Nick Lachey looks for in a woman" would be of Matt Leinart. But, you know, that works too.

[sleestak]

Hee! Nick and Matt off to BrokeQuarterback Mountain. Perhaps his obsession with exaggerated feminine characteristics is just overcompensation for his true love.

[la_sonnambula]

I think sarcastic slo-clap is the best of the slo-claps, but then I'm a bitter h8ter.

Seriously, have you ever seen a group of people less enthused to appear in a photograph??

That picture is hilarious! I like to think that they are all silently mocking Brett Ratner.

Have you heard about this? Now that Jessica is hawking globular pizza, Nick is selling fitness products.

[edda]

BWAH!

[sleestak]

The only thing better than the SSC is an SSC accompanied with a sarcastic "Bravo".

Nick is getting $500,000 for appearing in an infomercial???? Wow, I would totally want that gig if it didn't mean a lot of "core fitness". This makes me wonder what Diddy got for the zit cream ad.

[la_sonnambula]

Hee. I can almost hear the "Bravo": Braaa-vo. Many people had criticised the Sarcastic Standing Ovation by the Democrats in the last State of the Union address. It made me laughed though, especially Bush's confused expression.

Ooh, Jessica Simpson is also a spokesperson for Proactiv.

[edda]

Your mutant powers of douchebag detection should earn you a place on the X-Men. You're already the Sleestak Hunter, right? All you need is the costume.

And people who don't like Jon Stewart should fuck right off. He is my future babydaddy, and I will not have my theoretical fetuses hear their father's good name slandered.

[sleestak]

Oh no, now I'm paranoid! "Sleestak Hunter" on Fametracker was someone else. Someone apparently...bad. I was boring ol' "green sleestak". You're absolutely right, though, about me needing a costume. (Old school lycra for me, please!)

God knows that another year of Billy Crystal or Whoopi would make me strangle myself with piano wire, but I'm still unsure about Jon. I love him, but have an uneasy feeling that he's going to bomb.

[jess_d_ripper]

Why do I get the feeling that he lives with his grandparents because he needs his gramma to do his laundry and make his dinners?

[sleestak]

Yeah, he definitely seems the type.

Hack. Victim. (Grand)Mama's boy. The many faces of Ratner. (And yes, ladies, he's still available!)