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best convo all week.
me: ok
me: it's in the dark
jay: yes, i've read it has an almost night vision quality to it
me: it's creepy as fuck
me: he tells her what to do
me: and her phone rings
me: and she gets up to answer it
me: she seemed bored
jay: not too engaged then
me: like she'd been fucked A LOT
jay: well, do we doubt that?
me: no condom
me: i dunno
jay: gee, poor shannen
me: skank-tastic!
jay: it made salon pine for the simple joie de vivre of pam and tommy
me: heh
me: i never saw that
jay: yeah, i've only seen tiny bits
jay: but that seemed to get the point across anyway
me: i've seen bits on tv
me: what point?
jay: there's a chapter on it in sex drugs and cocoa puffs
jay: oh, i mean, just what it was like
me: i hear he drives the boat with his dick
jay: and honks its horn
me: fun?
jay: those fun lovin lees
me: pam is small
me: i just wonder how that works logistically
jay: really?
jay: shoehorns
me: well
me: she's 5'3?
me: 5'4
jay: ohhh
me: he's got a 9 inch dick or whatever
me: i'm just doin' some math
jay: and it doesn't add up
me: no
me: it adds up
jay: gene krantz isn't gonna let you leave this room until you can make it fit with what's available!
me: = pain
me: is that a nasa joke?
jay: yes
me: OMFG
me: we're the biggest dorks.
jay: well, at least you got it, or it'd just be me
me: well that's why i said "we".
me: ok
me: it's in the dark
jay: yes, i've read it has an almost night vision quality to it
me: it's creepy as fuck
me: he tells her what to do
me: and her phone rings
me: and she gets up to answer it
me: she seemed bored
jay: not too engaged then
me: like she'd been fucked A LOT
jay: well, do we doubt that?
me: no condom
me: i dunno
jay: gee, poor shannen
me: skank-tastic!
jay: it made salon pine for the simple joie de vivre of pam and tommy
me: heh
me: i never saw that
jay: yeah, i've only seen tiny bits
jay: but that seemed to get the point across anyway
me: i've seen bits on tv
me: what point?
jay: there's a chapter on it in sex drugs and cocoa puffs
jay: oh, i mean, just what it was like
me: i hear he drives the boat with his dick
jay: and honks its horn
me: fun?
jay: those fun lovin lees
me: pam is small
me: i just wonder how that works logistically
jay: really?
jay: shoehorns
me: well
me: she's 5'3?
me: 5'4
jay: ohhh
me: he's got a 9 inch dick or whatever
me: i'm just doin' some math
jay: and it doesn't add up
me: no
me: it adds up
jay: gene krantz isn't gonna let you leave this room until you can make it fit with what's available!
me: = pain
me: is that a nasa joke?
jay: yes
me: OMFG
me: we're the biggest dorks.
jay: well, at least you got it, or it'd just be me
me: well that's why i said "we".