and another thing...
Oh, this most amusing dialogue took place over the phone yesterday before we went to Little Shop.
Me: Hello?
Dude: Hi, my name is Sean *insert last name here*, I work for *insert company name here*, how are you today?
Me: I'm good. (pause) Do you want something?
Dude: (slightly flustered pause) I work for a matrimony company, is there anyone in the house who is looking to get married?
Me: (trying to stifle a roaring laughter) No one.
Dude: Oh, okay, I--
Me: Thanks for calling, though! (hangs up)
(Actually, it was more like BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
Me: Hello?
Dude: Hi, my name is Sean *insert last name here*, I work for *insert company name here*, how are you today?
Me: I'm good. (pause) Do you want something?
Dude: (slightly flustered pause) I work for a matrimony company, is there anyone in the house who is looking to get married?
Me: (trying to stifle a roaring laughter) No one.
Dude: Oh, okay, I--
Me: Thanks for calling, though! (hangs up)
(Actually, it was more like BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)