Ta~gu~chi~♥
I went out to help Tomo-chan make battle attack plans, drink his wine and assist with painting war paint over his shirtless body (backs are hard to reach by yourself). I left Chansey in charge of the house and Lady and Eliza-chan on guard. Oh, and took all the baked goods I could find with me, Tomo-chan needed the cream puffs more than we did, It hurts when cute things betray you -- Be home late~
Don't worry Kame-chan I'm not trying to steal any more of your boyfriends, we're all friends here and I love you ♥ Though you should come back from Goldenrod soon. I think Tomo-chan's gone crazy. Full on Rambo cosplay, and even if he does have the body for it, honestly of all the cosplay choices it's not the cutest. Bunny ears would be better but less intimidating I guess... maybe a maid...
...I might be drunk. It's been too long since I last drank.
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Here's Tomo-chan's plan so far. I think it's foolproof.