Because there are many things wrong with me...

Apr 24, 2008 16:13

I was dicking around on this thing and here is what I have:

Spencer Smith does not go hunting, because the term "hunt" implies the possibility of failure. Spencer Smith goes killing.

One time, at band camp, Spencer Smith ate a percussionist.

Jon Walker's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. Nobody fools Jon Walker.

Jon Walker cannot predict the future; the future just better do what Jon Walker says.

Ryan Ross will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the magnolia.

Ryan Ross can judge a book by its cover.

For Brendon Urie, all streets are one way. HIS way.

Brendon Urie doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. He throws down!

Patrick Stump uses Tabasco sauce instead of Visine.

Patrick Stump doesn't believe in Germany.

The drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm, because Bob Bryar needed a back scratcher.

Bob Bryar can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty seven seconds.

When Frank Iero calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Frank Iero.

And so on. Something is seriously off in my little head.
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