Sep 21, 2005 16:29
Ha I'm such a fucking GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!
Ok so in the entry before this one I was pretty much saying I wanted to kill myself. Well guess what that was a lie. It was all a part of my plan to go back to work. Which has been accomplished. I wanted to seem like to my parents that I was a defeated human being so they would think that me going back to work was the only way to make it better. And it worked. God Damn I'm a genius. Well now your probably asking why I wrote that entry? Well I had to cover all my bases. You guys don't know my parents. They were going to call work and ask if anything had happened to me. They didn't do it, oh well... So it is confirmed I am coming back to work. It will probably be the week of October 3. The only thing is that now I have to go see some fucking counselor. Whatever it's well worth it. Hahahahaha!
This ladies and gentleman was probably the most masterfully planned out plan I have ever done. I'm such a fucking god damn, dick-licking, ass-raping, shit-eating, pimpifed motherfucking genius.