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[050] - video & action | combat training sign-ups!

Aug 03, 2010 23:11

[There's a sound of shuffling pages and the scraping of a chair before Buffy's rather PR-friendly smile shows up in the recording.]

So...some of you have probably already seen Goroh's fine piece of namedropping concerning a kind of a combat school. And while he's dredging up some instructors, I'm here to check in with anyone who might want to be ( Read more... )

!combat training, first rule of fight club, !video, !action, buffy is the honey, goroh is the vinegar

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[Written] lists_to_port August 4 2010, 02:47:28 UTC

What sorts of things could you educate me about, teacher?

[Written] slaying August 4 2010, 02:49:53 UTC

[Oblivious as all else, she writes back:]

Hand to hand. Swords, axes. Crossbows. Vampire slayage, if you're into that kind of thing. What are you looking for?

[Written] lists_to_port August 4 2010, 03:03:01 UTC

Axes...no. Hand to hand, maybe?

Interested in vampire slayage, or any vampire hurtage actually. Tips?

[Written] slaying August 4 2010, 03:08:24 UTC

[There's a bit of a squiggle in ink, here.] Right now? Because I can just put you down on the list. Then give you a demo during a class, or something.

[Written] lists_to_port August 4 2010, 03:54:47 UTC

And this demo would involve what exactly?

[Man. Jack has the nicest handwriting EVER.]

[Written] slaying August 4 2010, 03:57:55 UTC

[Buffy's is just...kinda looped and typically twenty-first century feminine. Schoolgirlish.]

A--demonstration. Obviously. [The sound of a huffed sigh. Her side of things is still recording.] Of the hows and wheres of fighting off a vampire and surviving. Where to jab the stake and how to cut off the head, etc.

[Written] lists_to_port August 4 2010, 04:08:37 UTC

.....

Head-cutting----rather makes me ill. All that blood fountaining up.

So tell me, where do you jab the stake? [Oh grow UP already Jack.]

[Written] slaying August 4 2010, 04:10:22 UTC

No blood. A vamp just kinda...turns to dust when you slay it. No fuss, no mess.

[On a new line:] The heart. Always the heart.

[Written] lists_to_port August 4 2010, 04:11:33 UTC

Good at that, are you? Stabbing hearts.

...<3 <3....

So'm I.

[Written] slaying August 4 2010, 04:13:35 UTC

It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it. Except for the part where it's not actually that dirty. What with the...no mess.

[God. She hates writing. So she scribbles out the same question she's been asking anyone else who she doesn't recognize.] Name? I'll mark you down for vamp-attack training.

[Written] lists_to_port August 4 2010, 04:15:05 UTC

.......

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Turner. William. When? I'm free now.

[Jack what the hell are you doing.]

[Written] slaying August 4 2010, 04:24:24 UTC

[That looked kinda familiar. Huh. Must've seen him mentioned around the village.]

Well--I'm kind of busy playing PR girl at the moment. Why? Is it somehow super pressing that you deal with a vamp--like--right this second?

[And when that looked a little too harsh?] Hi, by the way. It's nice to meet you, William. I'm Buffy.

[Written] You have very interesting ideas. lists_to_port August 4 2010, 04:29:46 UTC

Hello, Buffy. [Think like the whelp think like the whelp think like the whelp Think like the whelp think like the whelp think like the whelp Think like the whelp think like the whelp think like the whelp Think like the whelp think like the whelp think like the whelp Think like the whelp think like the whelp think like the whelp Think like the whelp think like the whelp think like the whelp Think like the whelp think like the whelp think like the whelp Think like the whelp think like the whelp think like the whelp Think like the whelp think like the whelp think like the whelp Think like the whelp think like the whelp think like the whelp.]

It is also a pleasure to make your acquaintance. And no, I don't have any pressing vampire business at this juncture, but I would like to be prepared.

[Written] it should be illegal for me to have ideas slaying August 4 2010, 04:37:50 UTC

That's the spirit...I guess? [Tap tap tap on the page.] Always nice to see a keener.

[Written] Yes. Perhaps someday I will learn how to say "no" in any given situation. Unlikely. lists_to_port August 4 2010, 04:43:39 UTC

Pardon me, a what?

[Think like the whelp think like the whelp think like the]

I just can't stand by to see innocent people attacked; someone has to stand up for them and do what's right.

[That's right, isn't it?]

[Written] Neverrr. slaying August 4 2010, 04:53:25 UTC

[Her video--still recording on her end!--shows a smile.]

That's pretty much the definition of keener.

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