2018 TIME CAPSULE
MAY THE AQUA PEARL OCEAN SHINE IN 2018 AND FOREVER ON
2017, the toughest most draining year but some interesting changes. The greatest accomplishment is that we were able to survive under Trump although his administration is fleeting like cockroaches. Fuck the system and may we keep fighting in the next 3 years. I had two serious losses, a personal one and one that I share with many others. I have many great memories, since i went to so many concerts which kept me sane, had some good trips, stepped out of my shell, and found new things to love. Still, in the outside world, there have been way too many tragedies this year too.
Just my luck to get sick at the end of 2017 but!!! I'M ALIVE BITCH. AS TAO SAID, "I DON'T GIVEEE A SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT". WE GONNA GIVE LESS FUCKS THIS YEAR AND JUST GONNA TRY TO PARTY AND MAKE IT THROUGH.
2017 was defined by countless of people suffering through Produce 101 Season 2 hell, which i actually came late to the party. just like that gif with the guy showing up to the room on fire with PIZZA. THE TRUE MONSTER ROOKIES. KANG DANIEL OWNS ALL OF KOREA AS THE NATION'S FIRST PICK, he's literally stealing all your faves and becoming BFFs with them WATCHOUT. HIS FANS ARE RICH AS FUQ, THEY LITERALLY BOUGHT OUT BILLBOARDS IN TIME SQUARE FOR HIS BDAY DA FUQ. MINHYUN IS THE NATION'S HUSBAND AND I HAD A CRISIS BECAUSE I REKINDLED MY LOVE FOR HIM BECAUSE HE'S GROWN THE FUCK UP, WIFE ME UP BETCH. EVEN BOA CHOSE HIM TO DANCE ONLY ONE, SHE GETS HWANGGOD CULT CULTURE.
BTS FUCKING WENT TO THE BILLBOARDS AND GOT AN AWARD AND THEN THEY ENDED UP AT THE AMERICAN MUSIC AWARDS WITH DIANA ROSS AND SHAWN MENDEZ FILMING THEM AND PERFORMED DNA???? AND AT ELLEN AND JIMMY KIMMEL, WHICH I NEVER MISS OUT ON FREE TICKETS ON BUT YA KNOW ARMYS DON'T FUQ AROUND. EVEN NOW IN NEW YEAR'S I SEE THEM ON TV HERE WAT TWILIGHT ZONE SHIT IS THIS. NU'EST got some redemption and finally fucking won and they started this redemption arc for all flop groups out there in my flop city, with THE UNIT STARTING UP. Baekhyun got a bucket of water thrown on him and Banana One kids were in shock, bless Master Key show. Sunmi brought us the true gay as fuck anthem, Gashina and brought top quality performances. NOT JUST THAT BUT SHE DID A COLLAB WITH TAEMIN!!! REKTED. Joy took over the world with her rainbow dress and shook the inner parts of straight people.
ALL THE FOOTIE LEGENDS RETIRED THIS YEAR AND WHAT THE FUCK IS THE WORLD CUP GONNA BE WITHOUT CAPI LAHM!!11 FATE GO made everyone drop whatever game they were playing and it was all about getting those saint quartz and free rolls and gilgamesh laughing like a maniac. It was truly the year of FATE and will continue to steal money from weebs all over the world. Persona 5 basically the best game created ye, stole my money and will i ever finish the 547854 hours of gameplay??? idk but if you didn't get that one, at least you got gay bros on roadtrip FINAL FANTASY 50044452124 RIGHT. WIFE ME UP IGNIS. BEYONCE HAD FUCKING TWINS AND SHIT AND THIS ONE GIRL CLIMBED THE FUCKING GRIFFITH PARK HILLS WITH THE MOUNTAIN LIONS TO SEE HARRY STYLES IN CONCERT. BLACK PANTHER MOVIE HYPE YES AND BASICALLY EVERYONE SUFFERED THROUGH THE WORST WALKING DEAD DEATH AT THE BEGINNING OF THE YEAR THANKS TO NEGAN. JUST BURN ALL THE FIDGET SPINNERS PLEASE BURN THEM BUT NOT IN DA L.A. CUZ WE HAVE HAD ENOUGH FIRES THANX.
This world is not the same anymore, Carrie gone for a whole year. Chris Cornell left us, Chester is gone. A person i thought would never be gone like this so soon, is gone and i can't even talk about it yet because i wanna remember fun times this year. Like jeojang times with Jihoon, they made everyone do it! Also, thighs exposed hardstyle dance concept in kpop thanks to A.C.E., make me a lifetime member thanx. LMAO LET'S GET ON WITH THE JAMS.
GASHINA BEST JAM OF 2017
Started off with Jonghyun. Rest with so much love.
Click to viewHALL OF FAME AND SHAME
- I GOT MY LICENSE FUQ YAAAAAAAAAA DRIVING LEGALLY NOW
- BRITTANY FINISHED UNIVERSITY!!!! CONGRATS GRADUATE!!! GET DAT PHD
- i watched produce 101 season 2 and adopted 90 kids and one husband
- Finally saw Babymetal live, took Samie with me, "the whole floor was a mosh pit"
- SHINee finally came to the states with their tour!!! Spazzed hard with Sam over an iron maiden shirt
- Ordered bootleg SHINee lightsticks
- "SHINee is the Slayer of Kpop" - Sam
- "How old are the kids in Banana One" - Brittany on Wanna One's iconic nickname
- Banna One Lighstick and Ong Jojo Pose photoshop by me
- Saras leaving Daniel a note "TO EAT MORE JELLIES" in korea
- Saras screaming "ONG ONG ONG ONG" and at Danil at the fan meet
- "DONGHAN STAY IN YOUR LANE" - Nancy; Donghan being a bias wrecker
- THE START OF HWANGGOD CULT
- "EXORCISE ME MINHYUN"
- Ghost Writing that Minhyun 500th wife post
- Daniel/Minhyun gif attack by Nancy
- Not getting free tickets for BTS Jimmy Kimmel
- Went to Vegas the first time and won $20
- Passed the stupid Assistant Admin Analyst test at work
- Officially became part of the Iron Maiden Fanclub!!
- Made the decision to dye my hair light and with purple!! Best decision and look so far. WERK CAROL.
- Blessed at Queen Hyuna's concert with her smiles and hoe anthems. Danced with Jane HARD.
- Created the best bday card for Maria with her anime husbandos
- Created the famous do it for them norman reedus / jeffrey dean morgan picture
- First Walker Stalker Con in San Francisco!! Best trip, best city, best memories, bought the Trump Toilet Paper
- Cosplayed for the first time as Rosita, met JDM and he drew a scar on my face and held my hand and samie thought i was going to have a panic attack. (I DID BUT INTERNALLY)
- Brittany adopted KARD kids
- SHINHWA RAINCOAT FOR FANCLUB MEMBERS BETCH
- SHINee 9th anniversary karaoke tweet
- Got really drunk at the adicts show and took Gaby and her husband with us
- Tool concert religious experience and getting stranded at the parking lot for hours
- When i fucked up the car at the salvi restaurant but managed to magically fix it later
- Met DPIDDY at AX and was nervous and a goof
- Met Grey this year at AX and did the dream of selling shit at her table, THE DREAM
- Bought the Iron Maiden tank tops for Samie and Samie bought a blinged out Eddie shirt
- Managed to get backstage at the Deftones show in San Diego
- HansoloPoop is my name on P5
- Got schooled by Fleetwood Mac and Stevie Nicks blessed me with her magic
- When my hair got extra purple and i went to the Monsta X show like that with margarita hype
- WHEN TARA HELPED ME GET TEH BEST SEATS FOR FETUSI AT KCON
- when wanna one came to kcon and i didn't go to that night cuz i didn't stan them yet FUCK ME
- Saw Lacuna Coil and Epica by myself, met an EXO fan, got barricade for the first time
- CRISTINA SCABBIA SENPAI NOTICED ME AND SENT ME A HEART ON MY INSTAGRAM POST
- when i was able to see DORO PESCH the true metal goddess with my own eyeballs
- when i watched every blonde minhyun overcome performance for several nights in a row religiously
- brittany and me survived 2017 because of Yongguk's cat show
- when i went to my first hockey game and a guy tried to eat my tater tots but i gave him the death stare but later he gave me his popcorn
- Nae the 2017 queen of gathering all the KAT-TUN fans of twitter
- Atlanta trip!! first flight alone and didn't die, took pic with JDM, met Michonne, didn't freeze to death
- When Maria had Ma Po Tofu after watching Fate Stay Night
- When i helped samie get the Deftones setlist at ozzfest
- When i traded my Daehwi card for Minhyun card, all the way in Hong Kong, $20 shipping....
- Bought my first Minhyun slogan....and calendar/daniel calendar
- when i got so drunk at the bar that i started crying and had an attack at ihop cuz i couldn't hold my fork to eat
- when i got so drunk after the christmas party at work at the rooftoop bar and had to go see star wars the last jedi premier but fell asleep
- "KANG DANK"
- when my astrological chart told me i was too thirsty and needed to calm the fuck down or else i will die
5HINEE FOREVER. JONGHYUN, LOVE YOU FOREVER ♥
