[5 || text ] Pie recipe.

[slavishly]

[ ooc; thanks to the concerns of various muns in the game, I have decided to retcon Nemu's latest post in return for this. My apologies to anyone that I've made uncomfortable with my previous post and I hope this doesn't impact any and all future threads/cr I may have with you!  ]

Mayuri-sama, following the surplus of apples that we have received

Comments

[Video]

[idkmybffluke]

[He can't help but chuckle at this.]

Nemu, most of the rest of us can be poisoned and something like this would surely do it. But thank you for sharing.

[Video]

[slavishly]

[ The ingredients get hilarious when you realize she's serious! ): ]

I have measured the chemicals properly to the point where it should not poison the average human. [ THREE RAW KILOS OF URANIUM. ]

[Video]

[idkmybffluke]

[So he noticed. Now to gently try to dissuade her.]

Should being the key word in that sentence. Humans generally can't handle that kind of radiation and still live.

[Video] keywords...

[slavishly]

[ ... She doesn't really have much to say. ]

I fail to see how a human cannot handle three kilos of granulated uranium when it is counteracted with multiple kilos of splenda. [ JUST AS TOXIC TWO WRONGS MAKE A RIGHT, etc. ]

[Video]PFT I like how most of them have 'cake' in them

[idkmybffluke]

[And now he is trying not to laugh because this is almost too much.]

Nemu, they don't cancel each other out, they just add on to the problem. Remember that conversation we had about you being immune to poisons but people generally aren't? Well this is like that. You're immune to the poison but the rest of us aren't because we haven't built up a resistance. And starting with this much would definitely kill us.

[Video] makes them so hard to memorize...

[slavishly]

I see. [ without emotion :x ] Perhaps lesser quantities are in order to be made. One kilo of uranium should retain its classic taste... [ and now she'll begin to mentally decide on just how much Uranium can humans handle.

Oh god. Why is uranium edible and what does it taste like?! Only Nemu knows. ]

[Video] But makes them so fun to read

[idkmybffluke]

[He opens his mouth to protest again but thinks better of it. As long as she doesn't force anyone to eat her concoction, it should be okay.] You could try.

[Video] awww! thank you!

[slavishly]

Would you like to try with me? [ BE A MAN.

TRY TO HANDLE THE URANIUM. ]