[5 || text ] Pie recipe.

Oct 15, 2011 21:31

[ ooc; thanks to the concerns of various muns in the game, I have decided to retcon Nemu's latest post in return for this. My apologies to anyone that I've made uncomfortable with my previous post and I hope this doesn't impact any and all future threads/cr I may have with you!  ]

Mayuri-sama, following the surplus of apples that we have received from various sources, I have decided to look into various recipes to for us to eat with. Following this, I have compiled the best possible recipe for us to eat. However, I have decided to share this list with others to aid them in their consumption.

Twenty Apples
The souls of five pluses
One fourth cup of liquified cyanide diluted in apple juice
Four whole sticks of butter
Three cups of sugar
A splash of antifreeze for durability
Refined flour grounded by sandworms
One live Chocobo
Multiple toadstools that can be found in abandoned buildings for calcium
Two unicorn horns
The wings of a winged pig
Nine hypnotoads
Five golden colored crackers
Two hypnotoad shaped chocolate models
Multiple gallons of milk from fruit cows
A bottle of liquified lithium
Grounded up remains of coconut crab
Lipstick
Fish scales
Corrosive acid
Non-corrosive acid
Mystery acid
Placid Acid
Citrus Acid
Possibly Acidic compounds
The eye of a rabid killer rabbit
One quart of raw nickel
Three kilos of raw uranium
Packets of splenda by the hundreds.

Obliterate the solids into find powder, and mix accordingly with the liquids into a pie shaped can. Bake accordingly for an hour at two hundred and fifty degrees. Makes two to six servings and does not seem to have a capacity to expire.

[ Just because she said she had a recipe doesn't mean it'd be edible by normal people, but as if Nemu has a clue about being normal. ]

event: apples to apples, text, cooking anyone?

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