[5 || text ] Pie recipe.

[slavishly]

[ ooc; thanks to the concerns of various muns in the game, I have decided to retcon Nemu's latest post in return for this. My apologies to anyone that I've made uncomfortable with my previous post and I hope this doesn't impact any and all future threads/cr I may have with you!  ]

Mayuri-sama, following the surplus of apples that we have received

Comments

[video]

[ippotsuko]

...I stopped at cyanide. Then I read the rest and it was even more fucking insane.

Are you trying to kill everyone?!

[video]

[slavishly]

I was able to create, test, and eat this recipe and I am perfectly fine. I have remnants if the pie if you wish to see me eat them on this feed. [ She lets him collect that for a minute before answering his question in a more direct way. ] I am not trying to kill everyone.

[video]

[ippotsuko]

How the hell are you okay with eating corrosive acid and fucking antifreeze?!

[video]

[slavishly]

They do not present themselves to have much of a challenge to my body or health. Would you like to see a demonstration? [ Why yes she's about to nom on this properly. ]

[video]

[ippotsuko]

...How long has it been since you started eating this shit?

[video]

[slavishly]

For more than sixty years. [ stated in a TOTALLY COLLECTED fashion. ]

[video]

[ippotsuko]

...

What the fuck?!

You're one durable being, I'll give you that much.

video

[slavishly]

My durability exceeds the normal limits but not by much. [ She knows she's durable and is one of the few people that'd be able to survive half of the stuff that goes on Adstring if it all happened in one day 8|

That said, Mayuri constantly physically belittling her or criticizing her ability to tank such hits leaves her thinking she isn't as durable as she seems and that all people have some level of durability. ]

video

[ippotsuko]

...You call eating all that toxic shit "not that much?" You're out of your goddamn mind.

[slavishly]

I do not see why am I particularly insane for creating a delicious pie recipe. [ Nemu is so out of touch with humans these days!!! Especially on how every human but the glee kids have some sort of super secret power. ]

[ippotsuko]

It's not delicious, it's dangerous.

[>Super secret powers

>He has all of them]

[slavishly]

I do not see how it is dangerous. One's basic immune system should be enough to trump all potential dangers.

[ Hide yo abilities cause Nemu be stalking everything out there... ]

[ippotsuko]

Half of that shit is outright poison!

[He's not very good at that. Woops.]

[slavishly]

It is poison only if you use it to poison something. The ingredients have made a tasty meal. [ PANNING FEED OVER TO WHAT MAY LOOK LIKE THE BEST PIE EVER.

LOOK.

IT EVEN GLOWS. ]

[ippotsuko]

That shit is fucking glowing and you think it's safe for consumption?!

...Tch, fine. Poison everyone stupid enough to eat your shitty pie. See if I give a damn.

[slavishly]

It is glowing because it is an excellent pie. [ Nemu takes a slice and... it looks like a normal pie on the inside. Ignore the fact that it steams when she cuts it and it glows brightly from the center. ]

If one thinks the ingredients will harm them they could do a test of bravery. [ ABSURDITIES.

She takes a bite of the pie.

And does not die immediately! ]