i said god damn!
Okay so I can't really tell you everything that happened in new orleans but i can tell you it was so fucking fun. i am probably the best wingman that EVER existed because well, im not a man. so no one looks creepy although josh says i am all the time. ok so ill name some funny/yay/tidbits stories."
1. josh and i dance at this lame club and make them play the titanic song which makes crowd=angry. watched a "booty shaking" contest and decide to find out where boyd was. lose interest right after stepping out of the door, so we began dancing together on bourbon street. we gather an audience that took pictures and videos of us (mainly because josh is a freak of nature) and then i ran up to a man with glasses and screamed "DREW CARREY IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN. SIGN ME." finally, i get in touch with boyd and all i can hear him say is "NO IM SO FUCKING PISSED! IM GOING TO MURDER THESE FUCKING ASSHOLES. YOU FUCKING HEARD ME. FUCKING PUSSIES." moving on...
1 1/2. boyd tried to buy weed from a homeless guy (yeah i know) when he was hammered and the guy returns with a small ziploc full of lettuce. not knowing this boyd=happy. they both walked away and suddenly he began to understand what happened. BOYD=ANGRY! boyd then found a group of six large black males mistaking them for the one homeless man (because they were all black) and follows them everywhere they went in new orleans. this is when i get in touch with him and hes yelling that he is about to murder "those fucking assholes" TEN FEET FROM THEM. jesus then came to boyd and enlightened him on the situation. boyd loses interest, drinks, then loses money in the casino.
2. got josh to GET IT GET IT with a girl next to us because of my super wingman powers.
3. i wanted to watch people fuck in a place called "love acts" but no one would go with me. dude they sold pizza there. pizza and fucking.
4. we helped this stupid drunk guy from myrtle beach back to his hotel and he puked all over boyd. so boyd bought him krystal.
5. josh made my nose bleed
6. we got hammered before/on the plane ride back. josh talked about hijacking a plane very loudly and i hoped someone would cavity search him but no one came. justine = sad.
i know i didnt talk much about my friend elyse from americorps and her boyfriend but they were always high/i dont really remember. but they were fun.
michelle is coming tomorrow. i wish i didnt have to fucking work. it felt amazing today and i was outside the whole time. im pretty sure im sunburnt and dirtayyyy. i cant wait to go to columbia next weekend. i want to seeeee everyone.