Nothing But Water

[slaughterurwrld]

Several hours and six of these...glowing flat boxes later, I believe I am becoming more adept at figuring out what went wrong the first several times. These contraptions are not nearly as enjoyable to decimate as living things. Albeit destroying things like buildings, castles, and villages is a great measure of pride to my liking, I do not believe

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[heartsgunman]

Did you know dolphins kill just as many people a year as sharks?!

[slaughterurwrld]

Does it look like I care?

A porpoise has nothing against the power of FWOOSH. And if it did, I intend to exploit it ten fold.

[heartsgunman]

It's true that porpoises don't have much killing intent. Dolphins, on the other hand, can be quite dangerous, as I was saying before! So please be on your guard! Although I admit ignorance as to the nature of this FWOOSH power of yours. You should enlighten me!

[slaughterurwrld]

You want the Fwoosh?

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE FWOOSH!

[bite2death]

You seem interesting.

[slaughterurwrld]

Wouldn't say the same for you. But then again that would require me knowing who you are.

[bite2death]

You wouldn't know who I am long. It'd be a waste of my time to tell you.

[slaughterurwrld]

This is me giving two shits.

[sailingcircus]

My, you seem refreshingly interesting~ ♥

[slaughterurwrld]

That's what the last one said, and our conversation was rivetingly short.

[sailingcircus]

Ah, bite2death? Yes, I find that his conversations tend to be as such, if he can help it. ♣ It's unfortunate.

[slaughterurwrld]

I'm under the impression that he thinks that I care about something as asinine as knowing who he is. I believe that's where the conversation ultimately failed.