Nothing But Water
Several hours and six of these...glowing flat boxes later, I believe I am becoming more adept at figuring out what went wrong the first several times. These contraptions are not nearly as enjoyable to decimate as living things. Albeit destroying things like buildings, castles, and villages is a great measure of pride to my liking, I do not believe this tiny rectangle responds with as much entertainment value to me as the former listed objects.
One portal activation later, I end up floating in the middle of the ocean. Not that I care, really. What’s the worst that can happen? I wonder if the undead can still get a tan. I know that we create a rather lovely odiferous perfume when sun-soaked. Now if only my skin could leak a contagion I would be set for life. Although having innocents die by random plague over me being able to physically burn them to death, or melt their skin off with my powers of necromantic awesomeness does put a damper on things from that perspective. Oh well, perhaps I shall dabble in both simultaneously! ♥
First thing’s first. I must find land. Or a boat at the very least. Instructions say to use this contraption as a method of communication to obtain assistance. So far I’m not convinced.
Wait a minute, is that a dolphin I see? Oooo! Be right back, I think I see an attack of opportunity at hand.
One portal activation later, I end up floating in the middle of the ocean. Not that I care, really. What’s the worst that can happen? I wonder if the undead can still get a tan. I know that we create a rather lovely odiferous perfume when sun-soaked. Now if only my skin could leak a contagion I would be set for life. Although having innocents die by random plague over me being able to physically burn them to death, or melt their skin off with my powers of necromantic awesomeness does put a damper on things from that perspective. Oh well, perhaps I shall dabble in both simultaneously! ♥
First thing’s first. I must find land. Or a boat at the very least. Instructions say to use this contraption as a method of communication to obtain assistance. So far I’m not convinced.
Wait a minute, is that a dolphin I see? Oooo! Be right back, I think I see an attack of opportunity at hand.