Dear Diary... for you are my only friend in unlife

[slaughterurwrld]

I am beginning to have serious doubts that anyone loves me on this island. Today they tried to auction me off to the Trading Post in exchange for clothing. When the store owner asked what was so special about me, they pushed me off a cliff and replied, “LOOK! AN UNDEAD…THING!”

Oh my god, I have feelings TOO you guys! I would end it all knowing

Comments

[inyourf_ace]

I'll be your friend! You can come warm up with me and Ipin since you're on our team! But you have to promise not to shoot us.

[slaughterurwrld]

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SUGGESTED TO THROW ME OFF THE CLIFF IN THE FIRST PLACE!! No Richard luvin' for you! I'm coming to shoot you with blueberries and that's final!

[inyourf_ace]

What?! No I didn't!! I promised Smoker I wouldn't antagonize you and I never break a promise!

And bring on your blueberries!! I'l duck behind the fire Ipin and I built and then they'll burn up all purple! SUCK ON THAT!

[slaughterurwrld]

WITH PLEASURE!!!

[doubleppk]

You're going to shoot your own team mates?

[slaughterurwrld]

It is the only way to gain back the innocence I once had!

[doubleppk]

Not that I'm against the idea but how does that gain back innocence?

[slaughterurwrld]

It's a complex psychological manifestation that can create closure in the sense that these mental scars will be...

DAMMIT STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!!!

.............you're gonna make me cry! T_T

[chameleongun]

If you want me to put you out of your misery, just say the word. Unfortunately, considering the limitations, the effects will only be temporary.

[slaughterurwrld]

OH THAT WOULD BE WONDERF

[Transmission Timed Out - Automatically Posted]

[chameleongun]

I aim to please. I never did get your name.

[chameleongun]

...for what basically amounts to a collection of cloth and bones, you're surprisingly unwieldy.

Enjoy your nap, you two.

[tooshiny]

are you still up for auction?

[slaughterurwrld]

Thet depends oon zee geeunt cheeteeng blooeberry I cell a teemmete-a!

[pinzutimebomb]

Hahah sorry Mr. Richard!! I knew you could get away from him afterward! Anyway he didn't take the offer.

[slaughterurwrld]

I knoo! Vhet ves vrung veet me-a?!?!

[pinzutimebomb]

... huh?