Dear Diary... for you are my only friend in unlife
I am beginning to have serious doubts that anyone loves me on this island. Today they tried to auction me off to the Trading Post in exchange for clothing. When the store owner asked what was so special about me, they pushed me off a cliff and replied, “LOOK! AN UNDEAD…THING!”
Oh my god, I have feelings TOO you guys! I would end it all knowing this but I can’t! Slitting my wrists does no good because there are no more veins to cut.
OH WOE IS ME!! Can’t you see I’m hurting profusely on the inside?!?...even if I don’t have that many insides left….
You are all insensitive jerks and I am going to shoot you all out of revenge! FEAR MY REVENGE!!
Oh my god, I have feelings TOO you guys! I would end it all knowing this but I can’t! Slitting my wrists does no good because there are no more veins to cut.
OH WOE IS ME!! Can’t you see I’m hurting profusely on the inside?!?...even if I don’t have that many insides left….
You are all insensitive jerks and I am going to shoot you all out of revenge! FEAR MY REVENGE!!