I'm on the fence. I am a rotten fence-sitter and I have wooden bars forever imprinted on my bum because of that.

Because, see here: I don't quite know how much I liked yesterday's performance!

Have an excerpt from Stuart Maconie's "Pies and Prejudice - In Search of the North" about Cockneys:

Nothing about the Cockney proletariat sets our teeth ( Read more... )