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Jacob: [from trailer] This is scientifically possible!
Nick: Tell us how it's scientifically possible, Professor Hawking.
Jacob: I will, 'cause I write Stargate fan fiction; this is my bread and butter, man!
Nick: Oh my God, I seriously almost passed out you're such a dork.

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The other day my 11 year old son said something silly, so my 5 year old daughter cupped her hand over her mouth and says in a stage whisper, "Mom, he needs to be DiNozzo'ed."

We all know those annoying little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where :-) or :) means a smile and :-( or :( is a frown.  Well, in a never ending search to fill time, mankind has now come up with 'ASSICONS'.  It’s a simple concept; for instance:

(_!_) is a regular ass

and

(__!__) is a fat ass

Then we branch out a little more so that:

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