Stargate SG-1 has some of the best quotes!

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Wow, I had forgotten all the zingers Stargate SG-1 has had over the years. I can't believe someone actually wrote some of them down for the Internet Movie Database/IMDB. There's even a whole website filled with Stargate SG-1 quotes! Here are just a few of my favorites ^^;!

Daniel Jackson: She's Hathor, the goddess of fertility, inebriaty, and music.
Jack O'Neill: Sex, drugs, and rock & roll?
Anubis: I know who you are, Daniel Jackson, but you know not who I am!
Jackson: This tastes like chicken.
Samantha Carter: So what's wrong with it?
Jackson: It's macaroni and cheese.
Carter: You know, you blow up one sun and suddenly everyone expects you to walk on water.
Teal'c: What is an Oprah?
Carter: It took us fifteen years and three supercomputers to MacGyver a way to power the gate.
Carter: Just because my reproductive organs are on the inside instead of the outside doesn't - God that's horrible! Who would ever say that?
Teal'c: I have read of a place where humans do battle in a ring of Jell-O.
O'Neill: Call Daniel.
O'Neill: Do you know what the Goa'uld really want from us? Minnesota, that's what. For the fishing, mostly. I'll take you some time.
Tyler: Fishing?
O'Neill: Oh, yeah. Ask Teal'c. He can't get enough.
Jackson: I wouldn't say this to anyone else, but for the first time, I'm scared.
O'Neill: I'm hungry.