Christopher Eccleston and Naoko Mori in 'Naked Lennon' Yes, that's right. The Ninth Doctor will finally shag Toshiko Sato of Torchwood, except they'll be playing the parts of John Lennon and Yoko Ono.
I ask you, interwebs: was there any project more clearly conceived as 'this is a thing which will make Tori happy' before? The only thing better would be if John Lennon and Yoko Ono then fought dinosaurs.