Funny:

[skywaterblue]

My mom was complaining that her pastor isn't a real American, because he's a Canadian. So I was all, trade me for Canadian citizenship.

My Dad: Jesus, we've got a black President and a Democratic Congress, what more could you want?
Me: Socialized medicine and legalized pot.

I thought the second episode of Kings was pretty good as well, but they should try and tone down the symbolism just a touch.