Talk away the pain for the very last time; Like an echo in a cave Let it die in your mind
Wasting time until I'm no longer too hungover to get my car inspected. It's been due since November. Oops.
Getting drunk while you have a cold is soooo a bad idea.
Rather than bitch about how much I hate myself and the world around me lately, I'm going to make a game: try and guess which of these is a comic book sound effect and which is the listed Ikea product.
PAMP: is it the sound of a 130 pound elephant turd landing on a midget clown or is it a ribbed glass vase?
KATTUDDEN: is it the sound of closing the trunk of a hatchback all the way with someone's leg in it, or is it two toiletry bags?
SKEPP: a samauri drawing his sword and removing someone's ear in one quick motion, or a wall light?
SMARR: the dying shouts of someone being flushed down a giant toilet, or a picture?
HUMLARP: the sound of a fat guy making it half-way down the sliding board then breaking it, or is it an easy chair?
INNVIK: the sound made when a clam jumps up and sucks itself onto someone's face, or shoe cabinet?
VORK: the sound of someone being warped into an alien space ship, or an Ikea rug?
EKTORP: the sound of a robot's arm hitting the ground after being pulled off by a larger robot, or a chair?
Why won't this hangover leave?
Getting drunk while you have a cold is soooo a bad idea.
Rather than bitch about how much I hate myself and the world around me lately, I'm going to make a game: try and guess which of these is a comic book sound effect and which is the listed Ikea product.
PAMP: is it the sound of a 130 pound elephant turd landing on a midget clown or is it a ribbed glass vase?
KATTUDDEN: is it the sound of closing the trunk of a hatchback all the way with someone's leg in it, or is it two toiletry bags?
SKEPP: a samauri drawing his sword and removing someone's ear in one quick motion, or a wall light?
SMARR: the dying shouts of someone being flushed down a giant toilet, or a picture?
HUMLARP: the sound of a fat guy making it half-way down the sliding board then breaking it, or is it an easy chair?
INNVIK: the sound made when a clam jumps up and sucks itself onto someone's face, or shoe cabinet?
VORK: the sound of someone being warped into an alien space ship, or an Ikea rug?
EKTORP: the sound of a robot's arm hitting the ground after being pulled off by a larger robot, or a chair?
Why won't this hangover leave?