To give you an idea of how dull my life really is, when I actually accomplish housework I feel like I've conquered the world or something. XD
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Re: all the mopping and vacuuming and cleaning - dude. I admire you XD
Re: cookies. As a baking fanatic, I've always kinda snubbed box mixes of any kind, dismissing them as 'not real cake' (and also possibly because there are pathetically few choices in our supermarkets and that's just my way of dealing with it instead of being all woeful). But! I keep hearing people claiming that cake mix cookies are divine, so I'm determined to try them! The fact that they're chewy kinda sealed the deal for me.
Re: Alex the Great ::rubs hands:: Oh man, you don't even know the half of it. Try doing classes about Alexander the Great in Greece. See, Alex was pretty great, indeed (as one would guess). But, well, Greeks have this terrible, terrible habit of exaggerating the good bits of a great person's history. And in case of 'ugly' bits, hiding them with more exaggerated made-up good bits. So, please, forgive us for going on and on about how he was stronger than Superman, feircer than Genghis Khan, and more brilliant than McKay, WE'RE TRYING TO COVER THE FACT THAT HE WAS, LIKE, TOTALLY GAGGING FOR COCK. And totally died from some ancient, eastern STD because he was such a manslut.
Your instructor spent half a sentence on how Alexander the Great had a cute male lover? WE DO NOT SPEAK OF SUCH THINGS IN ALEXANDER'S SACRED COUNTRY, THIS IS SLANDER OF OUR GREAT HERO WHO WAS SO TOTALLY AWESOME AND WENT FORTH AND CONQUERED HALF OF ASIA AND SOLVED ANCIENT RIDDLES AND SLAUGHTERED MYTHICAL CREATURES AND BUILT GRAND CITIES AND HAD A THOUSAND PERSIAN SOLDIERS FOR BREAKFAST! WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE GOT IT ON WITH HIS COUSIN, HE HAD A BEARD WIFE AND ALL!
And, of course, the fact that he slaughtered thousands of people is UNIMPORTANT. Because all the people in the countries he conquered were 'grateful' because he made them 'civilized' ::nods solemnly::
(You really can't tell that I love my history, can you? XD)
I just realized that this is (probably) inaccurate, the one doing his cousin was Achilles I believe, and Alexander was the one with the best friend lover. I'm not too sure, though, I can't keep all our heroes' lovers straight, they all had male lovers.
I can't cook my way out of a paper bag, so I'm all for easy. And there's something poetic about using cake mix for a purpose it wasn't intended for. XD It really does make for kick ass cookies that are easy to make. The only thing that might possibly be easier than this is getting the cookie dough that comes in a tube. ^_^;;
XD I totally spaced that you would be all up on the know when it comes to Alex the great. *snort giggles* Oh and the 'gagging for cock'. I'm dying! XD That is just awesome. Seems a pity that they don't share that with you in school. ;_;
*snickers* History is so much fun sometimes just because of how little sense it makes when it comes to why people remember things the way that they do. <333333
Re: cookies. As a baking fanatic, I've always kinda snubbed box mixes of any kind, dismissing them as 'not real cake' (and also possibly because there are pathetically few choices in our supermarkets and that's just my way of dealing with it instead of being all woeful). But! I keep hearing people claiming that cake mix cookies are divine, so I'm determined to try them! The fact that they're chewy kinda sealed the deal for me.
Re: Alex the Great ::rubs hands:: Oh man, you don't even know the half of it. Try doing classes about Alexander the Great in Greece. See, Alex was pretty great, indeed (as one would guess). But, well, Greeks have this terrible, terrible habit of exaggerating the good bits of a great person's history. And in case of 'ugly' bits, hiding them with more exaggerated made-up good bits. So, please, forgive us for going on and on about how he was stronger than Superman, feircer than Genghis Khan, and more brilliant than McKay, WE'RE TRYING TO COVER THE FACT THAT HE WAS, LIKE, TOTALLY GAGGING FOR COCK. And totally died from some ancient, eastern STD because he was such a manslut.
Your instructor spent half a sentence on how Alexander the Great had a cute male lover? WE DO NOT SPEAK OF SUCH THINGS IN ALEXANDER'S SACRED COUNTRY, THIS IS SLANDER OF OUR GREAT HERO WHO WAS SO TOTALLY AWESOME AND WENT FORTH AND CONQUERED HALF OF ASIA AND SOLVED ANCIENT RIDDLES AND SLAUGHTERED MYTHICAL CREATURES AND BUILT GRAND CITIES AND HAD A THOUSAND PERSIAN SOLDIERS FOR BREAKFAST! WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE GOT IT ON WITH HIS COUSIN, HE HAD A BEARD WIFE AND ALL!
And, of course, the fact that he slaughtered thousands of people is UNIMPORTANT. Because all the people in the countries he conquered were 'grateful' because he made them 'civilized' ::nods solemnly::
(You really can't tell that I love my history, can you? XD)
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I just realized that this is (probably) inaccurate, the one doing his cousin was Achilles I believe, and Alexander was the one with the best friend lover. I'm not too sure, though, I can't keep all our heroes' lovers straight, they all had male lovers.
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XD I totally spaced that you would be all up on the know when it comes to Alex the great. *snort giggles* Oh and the 'gagging for cock'. I'm dying! XD That is just awesome. Seems a pity that they don't share that with you in school. ;_;
*snickers* History is so much fun sometimes just because of how little sense it makes when it comes to why people remember things the way that they do. <333333
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