If I could turn back time with semen... er, seamen!
Does anyone else think Lady Gaga looks like the next coming of Cher? I don't like her as much as I love Cher, but I thought that to myself the other day while watching her scary outfit performing on Jay Leno. (I'm also a little miffed because she totally stole my bedroom dancing routine.) I don't know who ever said that pantyhose would be a great addition over your clothing and on display, but they need to seriously be beaten with Cher's oscar. And that's a look I'll only accept on Cher! You can see the horridness here. Yes, I'm also aware that's not a word. But if there is one prop I can give her, it would be at least she can sing live. That was oddly refreshing and completely unexpected. Even her MADGEsty can't pull that one off. And we know how I feel about the Madge.
Finally got every little last thing in order for our cruise that we depart for on the first of Feb. I've been to the ocean in Florida, California, and the Gulf of Mexico, but I've never been able to witness the beauty of clear blue water. So, that is excitement enough for me. I can't wait to just chillax. Yep, that's my new word. Chill + relax = chillax. Maybe not. Kinda sounds like an antidiarrheal pill. "Stopped-up? Chill out with Chillax! Chillax is brought to you by Procter and Gamble Pharmaceuticals." Also went shopping for last minute things that Chris nor I had yesterday at a steal! Brand name items, things that would normally cost $25-$50 at Kohls, all at around $8.99 per item, which included pants, shirts, even a Jansport sling bag (which I've been wanting one FOREVER). The bag is advertised everywhere varrying from $50-$60. What did Sarah pay? $9.99. Oh yes... it was a grand evening.
Anyway, I need to go and do some stuff, supposed to be somewhere at about 5, so I better get a hurry on. Today, I'll leave you with the one & only Cher and one of her many songs I just can't help but be overly enthusiastic about. Oh, memories... I fondly remember rocking out to this in my car seat. Lady Gaga ain't got shit on her!!! Cheesy 80's ballad that equals one of my faves of all time: check. Gigantic overly done hair: check. Overly slutty pantyhose outfit: check. The pipes of a true diva: check. U.S. Navy prancing about like a bunch of overly gay (and by gay, I meant happy... jeez) sailors: check. Witnessing my grandpa's emense confusion: PRICELESS. ALL AROUND CLASSIC! Sing it with me now! (Oh, and speaking of Cher reminded me of something. Below I'll also be posting one more just for misguided_faith . WE ROCKED THIS SHIT!)
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