DGM 198 (my version)
Ok. So I was thinking last night: 'I need a new dose of crack'. What better than to go up a new review on DGM right?
So... The LONG awaited post that Kaen and Mido were waiting for...
Once upon a time, there were two boys. One with the soul of a girl, the other with the soul of a guy.
Ok I lied. It was the brain.
The one with the brain of the girl did not look like a girl. Vice versa, the one with the brain of the guy looked feminine. You have to wonder what the hell were the scientists thinking. I mean, why make the girl more man and the guy more girl? Getting some kind of sick fetish? Who did the brain transplant, I'm calling authorities.
"Hello? CSI? There's this guy who successfully transplanted brains into living subjects. And the subjects are walking and talking. Yes, two boys. Previous bodies? One boy and a girl. Now? The boy with the brain of the girl looks like a boy. And the boy with the brain of the same gender looks like a girl. Yeah. Can I press charges?"
MOVING ON because I'm going way off course. Thanks to the chapter cover
Alma tries to kill Yuu. Cue lots of reactions that looks to be a pasted collage of a primary school kid. And also with a phrase that I can take to a wrong meaning. Alma readies the beam and the panel homes in on Kanda. Who is, yet again, shirtless.
GODDAMMIT!!! WILL YOU ENEMIES STOP RIPPING OFF HIS SHIRT?! IT STOPPED BEING AWESOME 70 CHAPTERS AGO!!!
I estimated the chapters. The Egypshun Lazer Beem is about to be launched when someone shouts 'WAAAAAAIT!!!!'. Which of course, does NOT have the desired effect. But then ANOTHER lazer beem is fired. And it comes from the guy lying in between Kanda and Alma. Which is fodder for overactive imaginations. I do not have to explain. Alma looks shocked because 'Who dares to fire a lazer beem?! It's supposed to be MY Crowning Moment of Powah!!!'
Instead, Kanda flies back, regains his balance and realize... 'HOLYSHIAZZZ What's wrong with the beansprout??! And ohmygod, I actually CARE!!!" Alma is thrown back against a wall, coughs up blood and effectively distracts Kanda for a while. Fangirls, this is the hint to his kind of play. USE IT
All of a sudden... A BEAM OF HOLY LIGHT SHINES!!! Kanda plays the hero and rescues the 'damsel' (read: unconscious Alma) from hitting the debris littering the ground. God this scene is SO fanservicey. Excuse me while I head to find my anti-diabetic pills.
..............
I'm back. Finally, ANOTHER light shines and takes the form of a.... white... humanoid... thingy... The form that Lenalee's Innocence took before it became Crystal, only white and larger and is not made of blood.
Someone crown Allen as the new Key of Destiny now
Allen's skin goes gray and his face takes on a maniacal look. The North American branch building rumbles further. Any more and it'll be rendered useless. Well, if it can be any MORE useless than it is, letting the Noah in and all that jazz. The Earl flies overhead, looking like a balloon with arms and legs and thanks Kanda for 'waking up the 14th'. I don't know how nearly killing anyone could wake anything up. Merely because 'Listen. Injure the host to the brink of death. A miracle WILL happen, you just watch'. Overdone countless times, especially in One Piece. The Earl says something about Noah hating Innocence and injuring yourself more with Innocence with strengthen the Noah.
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If injuring yourself with Innocence causes the Noah to emerge, why the hell literally fusing yourself with Innocence do nothing? I mean, your body is practically Innocence. Immune to the virus, you get insane power, your body is modified to fight Akuma, you get shorter lifespan all in the name of God's Crystal. That's like, killing yourself by using yourself as a weapon. So why is it only when getting attacked with ANOTHER/separate entity of Innocence (e.g Omega Sword) awakens the Noah yet being a parasite type by itself does nothing?
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The Earl then screams 'ALLEN WALKER IS NOW GONE!!!' HE'S MINE, BIATCH Johnny, being the all-rounder crybaby went 'DAMMIT!!!'. Seriously people. Stop calling me B( The 14th is still shining with that maniacal laugh on his face.
Panel then shows Allen being tied up in chains (WTF?! Is this how all Noahs like it?) and someone talking to him. Should be in his mind. The 14th says that Allen is merely a 'puppet'. Woots, marionette time~ But gosh... WHY IS ALLEN DRAWN LIKE HE HAS GODDAMMIT BOOBS?! -cough- Anyway. Allen, who was quiet all this time goes shocked when he sees the Noah and mistakes him for Tyki (I don't blame the kid. I blame the 14th). The 14th says 'no. I'm not Tyki. I do not have his crazy long hair, nor do I look good without a shirt. Moreover, I am not the memory of bloody Pleasure. I'm Neah".
In a faraway place, Timmy became all glowy. I think he evolved. (lol Pokemon). He has the ability 'Repel Akuma' and blind people. Link is, obviously, went 'HOLYCRAP!!!" I mean....
Timcanpy. Big as a house. Literally.
You get the point.
Somehow, a spell is chanted (I suspect Cross) and Timmy spits a bug with the kanji 'Hira' on it. Which means 'open'. The bug used Asexual Reproduction and became many many many bugs and flow to... somewhere... Turns out that it's used to break the barrier in the NA branch. So whenever anyone wants to break into somewhere with a forcefield, remember. Grab a few ladybugs, scribble 'hira' on it and throw them at the forcefield. Because it works
Allen suddenly dreamed of Mana (in the middle of daylight, wide awake) and his left eye activates. It zooms in on Alma who seems to be reeeeeaaaaaaaaally in pain (god Kanda. What ARE you doing to him?) The soul, shown to be a woman begs Allen not to look at her. Wow. He's already looking at you. That's all he's seeing. And you're saying 'dont look at me pls, I haven't done my makeup!!!' =___= Allen then realizes something but Alma snaps at him. 'Say it and DIE!!!"
Alma then starts glowing too (it's a trend I swear. When someone glows, something BIG happens) and starts to strangle Kanda. The Earl praises Alma's determination while the kanji for 'die' is written on his glasses. Honestly, how does anyone see through that? The trapped soul then starts talking something that my brain doesn't want to comprehend. The panel ends with Kanda reaching out for a glowy Alma who seems to be covered in ghastly boils while flower petals scatter.
I swear I was only bored. This is written without the help of Pokka Green Tea
So... The LONG awaited post that Kaen and Mido were waiting for...
Once upon a time, there were two boys. One with the soul of a girl, the other with the soul of a guy.
Ok I lied. It was the brain.
The one with the brain of the girl did not look like a girl. Vice versa, the one with the brain of the guy looked feminine. You have to wonder what the hell were the scientists thinking. I mean, why make the girl more man and the guy more girl? Getting some kind of sick fetish? Who did the brain transplant, I'm calling authorities.
"Hello? CSI? There's this guy who successfully transplanted brains into living subjects. And the subjects are walking and talking. Yes, two boys. Previous bodies? One boy and a girl. Now? The boy with the brain of the girl looks like a boy. And the boy with the brain of the same gender looks like a girl. Yeah. Can I press charges?"
MOVING ON because I'm going way off course. Thanks to the chapter cover
Alma tries to kill Yuu. Cue lots of reactions that looks to be a pasted collage of a primary school kid. And also with a phrase that I can take to a wrong meaning. Alma readies the beam and the panel homes in on Kanda. Who is, yet again, shirtless.
GODDAMMIT!!! WILL YOU ENEMIES STOP RIPPING OFF HIS SHIRT?! IT STOPPED BEING AWESOME 70 CHAPTERS AGO!!!
I estimated the chapters. The Egypshun Lazer Beem is about to be launched when someone shouts 'WAAAAAAIT!!!!'. Which of course, does NOT have the desired effect. But then ANOTHER lazer beem is fired. And it comes from the guy lying in between Kanda and Alma. Which is fodder for overactive imaginations. I do not have to explain. Alma looks shocked because 'Who dares to fire a lazer beem?! It's supposed to be MY Crowning Moment of Powah!!!'
Instead, Kanda flies back, regains his balance and realize... 'HOLYSHIAZZZ What's wrong with the beansprout??! And ohmygod, I actually CARE!!!" Alma is thrown back against a wall, coughs up blood and effectively distracts Kanda for a while. Fangirls, this is the hint to his kind of play. USE IT
All of a sudden... A BEAM OF HOLY LIGHT SHINES!!! Kanda plays the hero and rescues the 'damsel' (read: unconscious Alma) from hitting the debris littering the ground. God this scene is SO fanservicey. Excuse me while I head to find my anti-diabetic pills.
..............
I'm back. Finally, ANOTHER light shines and takes the form of a.... white... humanoid... thingy... The form that Lenalee's Innocence took before it became Crystal, only white and larger and is not made of blood.
Someone crown Allen as the new Key of Destiny now
Allen's skin goes gray and his face takes on a maniacal look. The North American branch building rumbles further. Any more and it'll be rendered useless. Well, if it can be any MORE useless than it is, letting the Noah in and all that jazz. The Earl flies overhead, looking like a balloon with arms and legs and thanks Kanda for 'waking up the 14th'. I don't know how nearly killing anyone could wake anything up. Merely because 'Listen. Injure the host to the brink of death. A miracle WILL happen, you just watch'. Overdone countless times, especially in One Piece. The Earl says something about Noah hating Innocence and injuring yourself more with Innocence with strengthen the Noah.
[/off topic]
If injuring yourself with Innocence causes the Noah to emerge, why the hell literally fusing yourself with Innocence do nothing? I mean, your body is practically Innocence. Immune to the virus, you get insane power, your body is modified to fight Akuma, you get shorter lifespan all in the name of God's Crystal. That's like, killing yourself by using yourself as a weapon. So why is it only when getting attacked with ANOTHER/separate entity of Innocence (e.g Omega Sword) awakens the Noah yet being a parasite type by itself does nothing?
[/on topic]
The Earl then screams 'ALLEN WALKER IS NOW GONE!!!' HE'S MINE, BIATCH Johnny, being the all-rounder crybaby went 'DAMMIT!!!'. Seriously people. Stop calling me B( The 14th is still shining with that maniacal laugh on his face.
Panel then shows Allen being tied up in chains (WTF?! Is this how all Noahs like it?) and someone talking to him. Should be in his mind. The 14th says that Allen is merely a 'puppet'. Woots, marionette time~ But gosh... WHY IS ALLEN DRAWN LIKE HE HAS GODDAMMIT BOOBS?! -cough- Anyway. Allen, who was quiet all this time goes shocked when he sees the Noah and mistakes him for Tyki (I don't blame the kid. I blame the 14th). The 14th says 'no. I'm not Tyki. I do not have his crazy long hair, nor do I look good without a shirt. Moreover, I am not the memory of bloody Pleasure. I'm Neah".
In a faraway place, Timmy became all glowy. I think he evolved. (lol Pokemon). He has the ability 'Repel Akuma' and blind people. Link is, obviously, went 'HOLYCRAP!!!" I mean....
Timcanpy. Big as a house. Literally.
You get the point.
Somehow, a spell is chanted (I suspect Cross) and Timmy spits a bug with the kanji 'Hira' on it. Which means 'open'. The bug used Asexual Reproduction and became many many many bugs and flow to... somewhere... Turns out that it's used to break the barrier in the NA branch. So whenever anyone wants to break into somewhere with a forcefield, remember. Grab a few ladybugs, scribble 'hira' on it and throw them at the forcefield. Because it works
Allen suddenly dreamed of Mana (in the middle of daylight, wide awake) and his left eye activates. It zooms in on Alma who seems to be reeeeeaaaaaaaaally in pain (god Kanda. What ARE you doing to him?) The soul, shown to be a woman begs Allen not to look at her. Wow. He's already looking at you. That's all he's seeing. And you're saying 'dont look at me pls, I haven't done my makeup!!!' =___= Allen then realizes something but Alma snaps at him. 'Say it and DIE!!!"
Alma then starts glowing too (it's a trend I swear. When someone glows, something BIG happens) and starts to strangle Kanda. The Earl praises Alma's determination while the kanji for 'die' is written on his glasses. Honestly, how does anyone see through that? The trapped soul then starts talking something that my brain doesn't want to comprehend. The panel ends with Kanda reaching out for a glowy Alma who seems to be covered in ghastly boils while flower petals scatter.
I swear I was only bored. This is written without the help of Pokka Green Tea