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[skuttlebutt]

You know what I don't understand? That crusty stuff that gathers at the corner of your eye while you sleep. I think the Sandman is plotting something while we dream, but we always wake up and foil it

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[cluelessgenius]

Welcome back to the Internet! A lot has changed since you've been gone. For one thing, y'know those 'Uniform Resource Locators'? Yeah, those're called 'Fritter Bumptarts' now. And SuicideGirls? The very first e-nunnery. It's still chock-full of naked girls, but they all claim to be devout Catholics.

*hugs*

[skuttlebutt]

How did Taryn get in? She's Wiccan.

[skuttlebutt]

PS I assume you actually read this and didn't just give me a pity note.

[cluelessgenius]

I did indeed. Sleep-crust conspiracy theories and pre-getting-up frustrations abound.

And Taryn probably just fibbed on her application to get a taste of that sweet, sweet SG paycheque. That, or the moderators were so blown away by her naked body that they decided to let this one slide.