Someone just knocked very slightly on my door.

It's fucking eleven PM and I'm not expecting anyone.

Go away, bizarre person knocking ever so softly on my door.

I should be in bed, anyhow. And now you've made the dogs bark.

I've never mentioned it, but I like it when the lines line up like this.

I have been defeated by a cheesecake. I couldn't finish it.

But now I have cheesecake to eat for breakfast. That will be very tasty.

I want to get a group of people together and go whirl-marting.

I need to be walked, but it's dark and FUCKING COLD.

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In other news, Operation GTFO has been delayed by my inability to find a second job. I can only guess that it's because they don't need anyone when I'm available to work.

"When it has chowed itself down all the way to its head (which is, itself, doing the chowing-down) it will very closely resemble my lifespan."

Anyone happen to know where the fuck this quote comes from? I swear I found it on the internet, but a google search turns up nothing.