So very suddenly, the sizes of everything on my fucking computer changed without warning. And now I can't fucking fix it back to the way it was and it's pissing me off.

Why is it that all the damn websites that have really useful services (Youtube, Flickr) keep getting eaten up by assholes like Google and Yahoo? That was a rhetorical question ( Read more... )

ROOMMATE. WHY DOES DOING LAUNDRY HAVE TO TAKE SIX HOURS? IT WOULD BE CHEAPER AND EASIER TO JUST SPEND A BUCK IN QUARTERS AT THE DAMN LAUNDROMAT. THEN YOU COULD DO ALL THE LAUNDRY AT ONCE AND NOT IN FIFTEEN DIFFERENT LOADS. WHERE THE HELL IS ALL THIS CLOTHING COMING FROM? DO YOU CHANGE...OH, WAIT, YOU DO CHANGE CLOTHES THREE TIMES A DAY. FUCK ( Read more... )

Some fucking Yahoo thing is fucking SPAMMING MY PHONE WITH TEXT MESSAGES ( Read more... )

Oh, this is a new one.

The back of my vacuum bags: "Designed and Developed in the USA. Manufactured in P.R.O.C."

You're not fooling me, stupid. I know where you've been.

Another reason I hate Google. In order to verify my account, I have to give them my phone number ( Read more... )

I fucking hate Google. I really really fucking do ( Read more... )

Looks like I may be going completely freegan.

I'm really getting annoyed with my bank. First, the check I deposited Saturday...those should go through Monday, but instead go through Monday at midnight, which pisses me off, but I can deal. Now it's going through tonight (Tuesday) at midnight. Bullshit. And when I tried to deposit my second paycheck (you know, the second job, people-in- ( Read more... )

It seems I just can't have anything nice, can I?

Seriously. It doesn't take the compassion of a saint to not key someone's car for absolutely no good reason. Damn thing's not even safe when it's parked in front of my door.

And again, I say:

Fuck everything.