Benny Lava rules!

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 This is actually how my Luka hears music.  Once Elton John's "Tiny Dancer" was playing and she thought it was, "Hold me closer Tony Danza . . . by the head lice on the highway."  Knowing Sir Elton, this isn't that far of a stretch.

My favorite misheard lyric story of all time, though, was my wife's morbidly obese friend who got offended by Seal's version of "Fly like an Eagle".  She thought the song was saying, "I'm gonna fly like a negro . . . to the sea."  Whadda idiot!  Seal's not a racist and black people aren't interested in the beach.